PATTERSON!!HARBOUGH!!!PAINTER!!!

[Oobers]

:runaway:

[Joe Norris]

OMG!!!!!

BILL SELF TO ARKANSAS

[WavetheWheat]

Tigerboard.com - If Painter stays, TB will make Hiroshima look like a black cat firework.

[Joe Norris]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=6274057

[Jayhawker]

Andy Katz is never wrong. After all, he totally called Anderson staying at Mizzou.

[LimeHawk]

Screw it, you know it is coming. We might as well forfeit from this point forward. Be very afraid.

[ICThawk]

:eek:

[dewarsrocks]

Keep the hits coming mutards

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

It's funny to be away from my computer all day long and then come back and read this unfolding. What stay-at-home-mom needs televised soap operas when you have a Mike Alden in your life? God bless you, Mike.

[WavetheWheat]

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/edu/2295793332.html

columbia, MO craigslist > jobs > education/teaching jobs please flag with care: [?]


Head Basketball Coach University of Missouri (Columbia, Missouri)

Date: 2011-03-30, 3:20PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Wanted: Men's head basketball coach.

Must:

Be a basketball coach.

Must not:

Have a current basketball coaching job where anyone cares that you stay. Would prefer we reach terms and "surprise" your boss with the news. Huge salary plus Kohl's cash.

• Location: Columbia, Missouri
• Compensation: $2,000,000
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 2295793332

[WavetheWheat]

Mizzou officials claiming they have their coach. He is a current head coach whose name has not been mentioned before now. Its a big mystery that will be revealed tomorrow....

[dewarsrocks]

What are they ashamed to say? Or are they waiting for the ink to dry on the contract.

[Oobers]

Rumors is that it's Miami's HC Haith.

Haith is 40-63 in ACC play, 124-96 overall.

WINNING

[WavetheWheat]

If its Haith we can move on to the next coaching drama for our rival schools. Frank Martin will be Miami's #1, #1a, and #1b candidate.

[The42Yardstick]

if you need me, i'll be in the back introducing my wrist to its new friend, razor