Who refs the NCAA tournament?

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I mean, how do they determine which refs ref the games? Hopefully they have some form of criteria that keeps biased refs from refing in the "dance." I honestly couldn't care less about the teams we face, as long as we have good refs we will win.

[WavetheWheat]

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[Oobers]