RUMOR HAS IT: Tyshawn suspended for Pee Scheme

[ICThawk]

ALLEGEDLY:
Tyshawn discovered there was a drug test and convinced Marisha Brown into giving the urine sample, they got busted and that is why they are both suspended.

[Hoopo]

KU students smoke pot?

SCANDAL!

[Oobers]

How does the sink come into play?

[ICThawk]

How does the sink come into play?

That's where the urine was collected.

[Oobers]

Poor sink. Always the innocent victim.

[LimeHawk]

ALLEGEDLY:
Tyshawn discovered there was a drug test and convinced Marisha Brown into giving the urine sample, they got busted and that is why they are both suspended.

:facepalm:

[Milo]

Awesome.

[WavetheWheat]

If true, the big news here is Marisha Brown is drug free.

[TheShocker]

But what if she was pregnant and gave tyshawn pregnant person pee and then everyone would think tyshawn was pregnant and then he'd have to wear a fat suit and pretend to be pregnant or else he would be in trouble for lying and even if he got away with it he'd still have to miss 9 months while pretending to be pregnant and that is a long time to be pretending anything and not playing basketball although he could pretend to play basketball while pretending to be pregnant and that would probably fix everything so nevermind i guess there was no downside to this plan afterall.

[TheShocker]

But what if she was pregnant and gave tyshawn pregnant person pee and then everyone would think tyshawn was pregnant and then he'd have to wear a fat suit and pretend to be pregnant or else he would be in trouble for lying and even if he got away with it he'd still have to miss 9 months while pretending to be pregnant and that is a long time to be pretending anything and not playing basketball although he could pretend to play basketball while pretending to be pregnant and that would probably fix everything so nevermind i guess there was no downside to this plan afterall.

WTF? I made that post in all caps and the new message board said no fucking way jose your letters will be small and unimportant.

[The Real Sasnak]

Facts Have It...that this is complete crap. But whatever..Enjoy!!!

[Hoopo]

If true, the big news here is Marisha Brown is drug free.

Why, because she's black?

[TheShocker]

Why, because she's black?

JFC you are both so racist.

[Hoopo]

JFC you are both so racist.

Listen, I realize you're still trying to drown your sorrows because WSU will not make the NCAA field. But you don't need to lash out, son. Settle down and make some goddamned sense before you hit Post Quick Reply.

[WavetheWheat]

Listen, I realize you're still trying to drown your sorrows because WSU will not make the NCAA field. But you don't need to lash out, son. Settle down and make some goddamned sense before you hit Post Quick Reply.

He is a shocker fan. Give him a break. It must suck.