Rules to live by

[Joe Norris]

No wedding should last over 15 minutes...receptions should be open bar

[qwertyu123]

two in the pink, one in the stink?

[AJC]

No wedding should last over 15 minutes...receptions should be open bar

Agreed. Long-winded weddings are horrible.

two in the pink, one in the stink?

The fuck? :|

[Sherlock]

There is no such thing as politically correct.

[GardArmighty]

All of us are only 4 or 5 bad decisions away from living under a bridge, shitting in a bucket.

[Hawker007]

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

[bobbything]

(1) Never get less than twelve hours sleep
(2) Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
(3) Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

Edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

[Joe Norris]

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

(1) Never get less than twelve hours sleep
(2) Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
(3) Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

:|

[bobbything]

Advice so nice, we had to say it twice.

[Joe Norris]

haha...well, at least I know I'll never forget it