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    No wedding should last over 15 minutes...receptions should be open bar

  • #2
    two in the pink, one in the stink?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Joe Norris View Post
      No wedding should last over 15 minutes...receptions should be open bar
      Agreed. Long-winded weddings are horrible.

      Originally posted by qwertyu123 View Post
      two in the pink, one in the stink?
      The fuck? :|

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      • #4
        There is no such thing as politically correct.

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        • #5
          All of us are only 4 or 5 bad decisions away from living under a bridge, shitting in a bucket.

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          • #6
            There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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            • #7
              (1) Never get less than twelve hours sleep
              (2) Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
              (3) Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

              Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

              Edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Hawker007 View Post
                There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.


                Originally posted by bobbything View Post
                (1) Never get less than twelve hours sleep
                (2) Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
                (3) Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

                Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
                :|

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                • #9
                  Advice so nice, we had to say it twice.

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                  • #10
                    haha...well, at least I know I'll never forget it

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