What's the best way you've ever broken up with someone?
I had a party for St. Patty's day one year and muted the music, telling everyone I had something important to give to my girlfriend. Walked around the corner to the closet and came back with a boot.
Her: "What's this?"
JHAWKjason: "It's the boot."
Her: "What do I do with it?"
JHAWKjason: "You get the fuck out!"
{music on}
I had a party for St. Patty's day one year and muted the music, telling everyone I had something important to give to my girlfriend. Walked around the corner to the closet and came back with a boot.
Her: "What's this?"
JHAWKjason: "It's the boot."
Her: "What do I do with it?"
JHAWKjason: "You get the fuck out!"
{music on}
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