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    Mikayla's Hard Lips

    Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

    What say the Wheat?

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  • #2
    Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

    Put it in the butt. ----Like you didn't see that coming.

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    • #3
      Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

      [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=671.msg7936#msg7936 date=1282789756]
      Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

      What say the Wheat?


      [/quote]

      This is pretty poor parody, and parody isn't difficult for anyone with reasonable intelligence and humor.

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      • #4
        Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

        [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7940#msg7940 date=1282790448]
        [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=671.msg7936#msg7936 date=1282789756]
        Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

        What say the Wheat?


        [/quote]

        This is pretty poor parody, and parody isn't difficult for anyone with reasonable intelligence and humor.
        [/quote]

        You're generally a good sport, Hoopo. Something getting to you?

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        • #5
          Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

          [quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=671.msg7941#msg7941 date=1282791479]
          [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7940#msg7940 date=1282790448]
          [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=671.msg7936#msg7936 date=1282789756]
          Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

          What say the Wheat?


          [/quote]

          This is pretty poor parody, and parody isn't difficult for anyone with reasonable intelligence and humor.
          [/quote]

          You're generally a good sport, Hoopo. Something getting to you?
          [/quote]

          It's all that estrogen he has been ingesting.

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          • #6
            Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

            I think its the :locust :locust :locust :locust :locust :locust :locust

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            • #7
              Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

              [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7940#msg7940 date=1282790448]
              [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=671.msg7936#msg7936 date=1282789756]
              Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

              What say the Wheat?


              [/quote]

              This is pretty poor parody, and parody isn't difficult for anyone with reasonable intelligence and humor.
              [/quote]




              :o

              I think I touched a nerve.

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              • #8
                Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

                [quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=671.msg7941#msg7941 date=1282791479]
                [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7940#msg7940 date=1282790448]
                [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=671.msg7936#msg7936 date=1282789756]
                Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

                What say the Wheat?


                [/quote]

                This is pretty poor parody, and parody isn't difficult for anyone with reasonable intelligence and humor.
                [/quote]

                You're generally a good sport, Hoopo. Something getting to you?
                [/quote]

                Is it so wrong to have parody standards?

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                • #9
                  Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

                  Can we all agree to not start using the phrase 'what say the wheat'?




                  We should say, 'the wheat says whaaaat?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

                    [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7947#msg7947 date=1282793063]
                    [quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=671.msg7941#msg7941 date=1282791479]
                    [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7940#msg7940 date=1282790448]
                    [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=671.msg7936#msg7936 date=1282789756]
                    Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

                    What say the Wheat?


                    [/quote]

                    This is pretty poor parody, and parody isn't difficult for anyone with reasonable intelligence and humor.
                    [/quote]

                    You're generally a good sport, Hoopo. Something getting to you?
                    [/quote]

                    Is it so wrong to have parody standards?
                    [/quote]

                    with standards we wouldn't have platinum hits like eat it, fat, or like a surgeon.

                    Sent from my Evo using Tapatalk

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                    • #11
                      Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips

                      [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7947#msg7947 date=1282793063]
                      [quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=671.msg7941#msg7941 date=1282791479]
                      [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=671.msg7940#msg7940 date=1282790448]
                      [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=671.msg7936#msg7936 date=1282789756]
                      Yeah, so it's still 4000 degrees Kelvin in Kansas and chicks are scarce. I started seeing this huge fat chick, Mikayla, as a change of pace from normal chicks. Usually I would just get a one nighter -- Blonde, Brunette, Red freak, Butterface -- to break up my dry spell. But, damn, the first time she went down with her hard lips I came quickly and we went out more for more BJ's. Three weeks in and I'm starting to realize that this fat piece of shit is total crap.

                      What say the Wheat?


                      [/quote]

                      This is pretty poor parody, and parody isn't difficult for anyone with reasonable intelligence and humor.
                      [/quote]

                      You're generally a good sport, Hoopo. Something getting to you?
                      [/quote]

                      Is it so wrong to have parody standards?
                      [/quote]




                      Grumpy old Mod who likes fat chicks.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Mikayla's Hard Lips





                        Is this the Mikayla you speak of ?

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