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    asterisk-free posts
    i heard there is an outhouse
    kevin can't log off



    one time i typed "fuck"
    who's policing the police?
    i'm suing hoopo

  • #2
    Re: wtw-inspired haikus

    Jacklord creates greatness
    MS still douches it here
    I'm top 5 in all categories


    I need to be a mod
    Chats blow minds
    Cyclist is porn god

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    • #3
      Re: wtw-inspired haikus

      castoffs congregate
      swearwords and tits all day long
      workday passes by

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      • #4
        Re: wtw-inspired haikus

        [quote author=KVN638 link=topic=597.msg6781#msg6781 date=1282334242]
        Jacklord creates greatness
        MS still douches it here
        I'm top 5 in all categories


        I need to be a mod
        Chats blow minds
        Cyclist is porn god
        [/quote]



        You are terrible
        haikus are not vietnam
        there are rules here son

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        • #5
          Re: wtw-inspired haikus

          [quote author=TheShocker link=topic=597.msg6791#msg6791 date=1282334584]
          [quote author=KVN638 link=topic=597.msg6781#msg6781 date=1282334242]
          Jacklord creates greatness
          MS still douches it here
          I'm top 5 in all categories


          I need to be a mod
          Chats blow minds
          Cyclist is porn god
          [/quote]



          You are terrible
          haikus are not vietnam
          there are rules here son
          [/quote]

          I don't count syllables. I'm a rebel

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          • #6
            Re: wtw-inspired haikus

            [quote author=KVN638 link=topic=597.msg6796#msg6796 date=1282334964]

            I don't count syllables. I'm a rebel
            [/quote]


            I am not amused
            You disrespected haiku
            You are a dickface

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            • #7
              Re: wtw-inspired haikus

              [quote author=KVN638 link=topic=597.msg6796#msg6796 date=1282334964]
              [quote author=TheShocker link=topic=597.msg6791#msg6791 date=1282334584]
              [quote author=KVN638 link=topic=597.msg6781#msg6781 date=1282334242]
              Jacklord creates greatness
              MS still douches it here
              I'm top 5 in all categories


              I need to be a mod
              Chats blow minds
              Cyclist is porn god
              [/quote]



              You are terrible
              haikus are not vietnam
              there are rules here son
              [/quote]

              I don't count syllables. I'm a rebel
              [/quote]

              Holy shit Batman
              The Shocker made a funny
              I might un-ignore

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              • #8
                Re: wtw-inspired haikus

                Shocker loves haiku
                Once spent a week posting by
                Counting syllables

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                • #9
                  Re: wtw-inspired haikus

                  The Shocker just might
                  Have become a decent guy
                  Thank the Lord Jesus

                  This haiku goes out to Tannyboy

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                  • #10
                    Re: wtw-inspired haikus


                    no one posting now
                    time to watch milas kunis
                    give good fist (again)

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                    • #11
                      Re: wtw-inspired haikus

                      talking to myself
                      chat with nobody else there
                      roll the twenty side

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                      • #12
                        Re: wtw-inspired haikus

                        Ed Druckers spanked his monkey
                        Found it was a little funky
                        Sat bolt upright last night in bed
                        Wished like us that that he was dead
                        Went to Phog and acted spunky

                        More limmericks, less haiku

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                        • #13
                          Re: wtw-inspired haikus

                          There once was a gay from Khartoum
                          Who took a lesbian up to his room
                          They stayed up all the night
                          Arguing over who had the right
                          To do what and with which and to whom

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                          • #14
                            Re: wtw-inspired haikus

                            There once was a man from Boston
                            Who drove a shiny red Austin
                            He had room for his ass
                            And a gallon of gas
                            But his balls hung out and he lost them

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