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  • Happy Rebirthday to me!

    Today I turn one year old, as at this time last year I was laying on an operating table waiting for a surgeon who assured me he had not spent the previous night partying in the VIP room at some strip club (I asked) to carve me up like a Thanksgiving turkey and give me my life back. My drivers license says my birthday is May 10th but May 11th will always be my rebirthday. Quadruple bypass surgery. The surgeon took four veins out of my leg and grafted them onto my heart, laving me with an impressive chest scar guaranteed to bring any nurse to an instant orgasm.

  • #2
    Happy Birth- and Rebirthday! Can't believe it's been a year!

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    • #3
      Happy Rebirthday! So glad you are still with us!

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      • #4
        Yes, Happy Rebirthday!

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        • #5
          Happy Rebirthday!

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          • #6
            Happy secondyfirst!

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            • #7
              Some surgeons probably do their best work after a night in the VIP. Happy rebirthday!

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              • #8
                Yeah boyeeeee! Happy rebirthday!

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                • #9
                  Congrats! How does your lover feel about banging a one year old?

                  Glad you're still with us.

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                  • #10
                    May you celebrate many, many anniversaries of that event.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by okjayhawker View Post
                      May you celebrate many, many anniversaries of that event.
                      This! Congrats Beakum.

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