Oread Dudes

[Joe Norris]

Ever "faked it"?

I certainly have...just because there was too much booze involved....

[SherronosaurusRex]

Re: Oread Dudes

yes

[thedeerehunter]

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Honestly, no. There have been booze-induced episodes where I couldn't "close the deal", but I just pulled out and said I'm done. No need for a fakey in my opinion.

[Joe Norris]

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It's happened a couple times that I just couldn't seal the deal...and she always felt like she failed if she didn't get the job done (sadly she holds me to the same standards)...so I've definitely done some acting

[Guest]

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No...but I've feigned illness to keep from doing the deed. It was winter in Lawrence and when the thick sweater came off, the product did not look nearly as good as advertised. But the real deal breaker was the entire sagging left breast covered with an orb spiderweb tattoo and a black widow on the cleavage.

I lost interest, went to half mast and suddenly "felt sick" and had to leave.

[pieces of eight]

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[quote author=BPNphog link=topic=515.msg5654#msg5654 date=1282157814]
No...but I've feigned illness to keep from doing the deed. It was winter in Lawrence and when the thick sweater came off, the product did not look nearly as good as advertised. But the real deal breaker was the entire sagging left breast covered with an orb spiderweb tattoo and a black widow on the cleavage.

I lost interest, went to half mast and suddenly "felt sick" and had to leave.
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Forgive me, but I just laughed my ass off.

[ElJefe58]

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[quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=515.msg5630#msg5630 date=1282154012]
Honestly, no. There have been booze-induced episodes where I couldn't "close the deal", but I just pulled out and said I'm done. No need for a fakey in my opinion.
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Yep. There have been times where I was just too drunk to really put forth the effort after a few minutes. Whiskey dick also sucks.

[JackLord]

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[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=515.msg5660#msg5660 date=1282158241]
[quote author=BPNphog link=topic=515.msg5654#msg5654 date=1282157814]
No...but I've feigned illness to keep from doing the deed. It was winter in Lawrence and when the thick sweater came off, the product did not look nearly as good as advertised. But the real deal breaker was the entire sagging left breast covered with an orb spiderweb tattoo and a black widow on the cleavage.

I lost interest, went to half mast and suddenly "felt sick" and had to leave.
[/quote]

Forgive me, but I just laughed my ass off.
[/quote]

that's hot

[LimeHawk]

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:o

[pieces of eight]

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Spider-Tit, starin' you down with its angry nipple eye. That would shrivel me up pretty fast too.

[ElJefe58]

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[quote author=JackLord link=topic=515.msg5669#msg5669 date=1282158707]
[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=515.msg5660#msg5660 date=1282158241]
[quote author=BPNphog link=topic=515.msg5654#msg5654 date=1282157814]
No...but I've feigned illness to keep from doing the deed. It was winter in Lawrence and when the thick sweater came off, the product did not look nearly as good as advertised. But the real deal breaker was the entire sagging left breast covered with an orb spiderweb tattoo and a black widow on the cleavage.

I lost interest, went to half mast and suddenly "felt sick" and had to leave.
[/quote]

Forgive me, but I just laughed my ass off.
[/quote]

that's hot


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FYP (Gawd, this is so ghetto...):

[filmfanatic24]

Re: Oread Dudes

[quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=515.msg5630#msg5630 date=1282154012]
Honestly, no. There have been booze-induced episodes where I couldn't "close the deal", but I just pulled out and said I'm done. No need for a fakey in my opinion.
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This.

[WhiteSuxDirtyBirds]

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Yes, but only when hih from dehind. I pulled out spit in her back. The wiped it off real quick with my shirt.

[filmfanatic24]

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[quote author=WhiteSuxDirtyBirds link=topic=515.msg5699#msg5699 date=1282160640]
Yes, but only when hih from dehind. I pulled out spit in her back. The wiped it off real quick with my shirt.
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So the OBVIOUS question is:

You were wearing a shirt? WUT

[Geezer]

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[quote author=filmfanatic24 link=topic=515.msg5726#msg5726 date=1282162236]
[quote author=WhiteSuxDirtyBirds link=topic=515.msg5699#msg5699 date=1282160640]
Yes, but only when hih from dehind. I pulled out spit in her back. The wiped it off real quick with my shirt.
[/quote]


So the OBVIOUS question is:

You were wearing a shirt? WUT
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It was on the front porch?