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  • Open Letter to TheShocker

    Look, we get it. Your character here is to be the edgy, asshole guy. That's fine, every village needs an idiot and I'm glad you stepped up, however, if you're going to play that guy, you need to at least be funny/creative in your missives.

    While there are many here already calling for your bannation, do not believe for a moment the masses have gathered with the pitchforks for you posting what might be perceived as unpopular points of view. Quite the contrary, I think to a poster, we welcome the anti-establishment point of view. Instead, people are calling for your head because you suck at what you're trying to do.

    Look, the internet has been around a long time, messageboard posters are becoming somewhat sophisticated in their tastes and the trolling that was once successful and entertaining 5 years ago simply doesn't play today. The game has passed you by. There's nothing more pathetic than watching someone try to be contrary for the sake of standing out, failing miserably and then falling back on to cliché barbs and juvenile comebacks to try to remain relevant.

    Do yourself a favor and either: (i) be funny, witty or intelligent with your criticisms and barbs; or (ii) leave. Remaining how you are right now puts a black-eye on the EDF's/Silverbacks of the world who have worked hard to make a name for themselves and their style of posting only to have a hack like you come along and give them a black-eye.

  • #2
    Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

    Wait, wait, wait....you mean the posters here don't like me? MY ENTIRE WORLD IS COLLAPSING AROUND ME.


    BTW, I thought you had me ignore.

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    • #3
      Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

      wow...unpredictable response

      it's not that we don't like you...i mean, we don't, but that doesn't matter

      it's just that your act is tired and the board has been around for three weeks

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      • #4
        Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

        Being a hypocrite here, but why poke the fire? These threads, and barbing back only fuel the troll. Admittedly, I find it funny but it is obvious other don't.

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        • #5
          Re: Open Letter to TheShocker


          Bringing attn only makes it worse.

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          • #6
            Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

            [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=512.msg5588#msg5588 date=1282148967]

            Bringing attn only makes it worse.
            [/quote]


            So we can all agree that illinijhawk is a stupid dick for starting this thread, amirite?

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            • #7
              Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

              [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=512.msg5588#msg5588 date=1282148967]

              Bringing attn only makes it worse.
              [/quote]

              That's why I was such an attention wkire when I started posting on Phog.net. You fuckers encouraged me to no end. :mexican

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              • #8
                Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                [quote author=TheShocker link=topic=512.msg5583#msg5583 date=1282148629]

                BTW, I thought you had me ignore (sic).
                [/quote]

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                • #9
                  Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                  [quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=512.msg5587#msg5587 date=1282148874]
                  Being a hypocrite here, but why poke the fire? These threads, and barbing back only fuel the troll. Admittedly, I find it funny but it is obvious other don't.
                  [/quote]

                  You and pro-tits both make excellent points, which I debated prior to my post. It's generally best not to encourage behavior such as his, but I really felt someone owed to to him to give him some direction and constructive criticism before it was too late. He clearly has passion for his role around here, and for that I must admit some admiration, but his execution is lacking.

                  As I said, every village needs an idiot and he's certainly put together a strong resume, however, I'm afraid he really lacks the talent to last in this role and it'll just get old, fast. My letter was, in large part, a hope that it'll open his eyes to what he COULD be, if he applied himself.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                    [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=512.msg5599#msg5599 date=1282149802]
                    [quote author=TheShocker link=topic=512.msg5583#msg5583 date=1282148629]

                    BTW, I thought you had me ignore (sic).
                    [/quote]
                    [/quote]

                    I do, but when folks like Hoopo here quote you, I can't avoid your gems.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                      the only thing I don't like about him is that I asked him how I rated as a poster and he never responded. FTNW

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                      • #12
                        Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                        [quote author=TacoHut link=topic=512.msg5603#msg5603 date=1282150104]
                        the only thing I don't like about him is that I asked him how I rated as a poster and he never responded. FTNW
                        [/quote]

                        I'd say you were somewhere north of this one:

                        [img width=391 height=600]http://goremaster.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/attack_of_the_fifty_foot_woman.jpg[/img]

                        but not quite as good as this one:

                        [img width=389 height=600]http://backalleymedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/farrahfawcettposter.jpg[/img]

                        Hope that helps.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                          [quote author=TacoHut link=topic=512.msg5603#msg5603 date=1282150104]
                          the only thing I don't like about him is that I asked him how I rated as a poster and he never responded. FTNW
                          [/quote]

                          Not enough data to give an exact rating yet. So for now you're somewhere between "blowjob buddy" and "diarrhea-faced shit monster".

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                          • #14
                            Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                            [quote author=TheShocker link=topic=512.msg5606#msg5606 date=1282150719]
                            [quote author=TacoHut link=topic=512.msg5603#msg5603 date=1282150104]
                            the only thing I don't like about him is that I asked him how I rated as a poster and he never responded. FTNW
                            [/quote]

                            Not enough data to give an exact rating yet. So for now you're somewhere between "blowjob buddy" and "diarrhea-faced shit monster".
                            [/quote]

                            I think that means he likes you, Taco. Good news.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Open Letter to TheShocker

                              I have figured out the ignore feature, and it is quite helpful.

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