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Self quarantined for a few days before I decided to get a covid test. Negative. So I watched, breezed through some internet porn.
1. America needs a government program to redecorate and beautify the interiors of double wides.
2. I had no idea so much faded and stained wood paneling exists.
3. Red Solo cups seem to be a staple of most videos.
4. The number of tats a woman has is a predictor of her receiving unprotected butt seks.
5. About half the women have a "this seemed like a good idea at the time" look on their faces late in the video.
6. Luckily most of the men leave their tee shirts on.
7. People that look bad in clothes, look worse without them.
8. The "Love Dungeon" needs a good power washing.
9. The phone ringing and being answered in the background is a nice touch.
10. Quite a number of women are able to perform oral with a drink or a cig in one hand.
11. Beer seems to be the stimulate of choice. Although crack maybe a close second.
12. I think I know where most tube TVs went.
I think I have enough here for my master thesis in Sociology/Human sexual behavior. Applying to Sean's University.
The last question is, do amateur videos cause this or is it simple correlation?
1. America needs a government program to redecorate and beautify the interiors of double wides.
2. I had no idea so much faded and stained wood paneling exists.
3. Red Solo cups seem to be a staple of most videos.
4. The number of tats a woman has is a predictor of her receiving unprotected butt seks.
5. About half the women have a "this seemed like a good idea at the time" look on their faces late in the video.
6. Luckily most of the men leave their tee shirts on.
7. People that look bad in clothes, look worse without them.
8. The "Love Dungeon" needs a good power washing.
9. The phone ringing and being answered in the background is a nice touch.
10. Quite a number of women are able to perform oral with a drink or a cig in one hand.
11. Beer seems to be the stimulate of choice. Although crack maybe a close second.
12. I think I know where most tube TVs went.
I think I have enough here for my master thesis in Sociology/Human sexual behavior. Applying to Sean's University.
The last question is, do amateur videos cause this or is it simple correlation?
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