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  • Conclusions after watching too much amateur porn - scientific research

    Self quarantined for a few days before I decided to get a covid test. Negative. So I watched, breezed through some internet porn.

    1. America needs a government program to redecorate and beautify the interiors of double wides.
    2. I had no idea so much faded and stained wood paneling exists.
    3. Red Solo cups seem to be a staple of most videos.
    4. The number of tats a woman has is a predictor of her receiving unprotected butt seks.
    5. About half the women have a "this seemed like a good idea at the time" look on their faces late in the video.
    6. Luckily most of the men leave their tee shirts on.
    7. People that look bad in clothes, look worse without them.
    8. The "Love Dungeon" needs a good power washing.
    9. The phone ringing and being answered in the background is a nice touch.
    10. Quite a number of women are able to perform oral with a drink or a cig in one hand.
    11. Beer seems to be the stimulate of choice. Although crack maybe a close second.
    12. I think I know where most tube TVs went.

    I think I have enough here for my master thesis in Sociology/Human sexual behavior. Applying to Sean's University.

    The last question is, do amateur videos cause this or is it simple correlation?

  • #2
    #8 LOL!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by KUGDI View Post
      #8 LOL!!
      Astute observations, LS, but I can assure you the Love Dungeon is both clean and disinfected. I'm a stickler in that department.

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      • #4
        I've been completely porn free since November. It coincided with my permanent deletion of Facebook, Instagram, and all other social media accounts (excluding this one, if that's indeed what this is) as part of my grand COVID-induced live in reality instead of in online fantasy plan.

        It's been quite liberating on all fronts.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by FrobozMumbar View Post
          I've been completely porn free since November. It coincided with my permanent deletion of Facebook, Instagram, and all other social media accounts (excluding this one, if that's indeed what this is) as part of my grand COVID-induced live in reality instead of in online fantasy plan.

          It's been quite liberating on all fronts.
          So you've been frequenting the outhouse then?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by WolfShirtSophomore View Post

            So you've been frequenting the outhouse then?
            Not recently. I can't actually remember the last time I clicked on that link, though.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by FrobozMumbar View Post
              I've been completely porn free since November. It coincided with my permanent deletion of Facebook, Instagram, and all other social media accounts (excluding this one, if that's indeed what this is) as part of my grand COVID-induced live in reality instead of in online fantasy plan.

              It's been quite liberating on all fronts.
              Porn-free is even more shocking than social media free.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by FrobozMumbar View Post

                Not recently. I can't actually remember the last time I clicked on that link, though.
                Who's talking about a link?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by WolfShirtSophomore View Post

                  Who's talking about a link?
                  Ahhh...

                  1. I live in CA.

                  2. I’m way too conservative with cash to part with it to watch a meth-head get naked and swing on a pole...not since all that “free” GI Bill college $$$ dried up, anyway.

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