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    image_13204.png on my computer. Is it covid19 . . . can't tell for sure without testing. But IT told me I might need to bring my machine in for a clean wipe and to have it reimaged. That would suck and I'd be at home without my computer for days (or, probably a loaner that had none of the statistical software and stuff that I use).
    Yesterday, I found that Bundlore virus thing and killed it -- so, it no longer exists.

    I think I am getting the virus stuff from one of the coronavirus websites or one of the PDFs I view in my browser abiout it (probably the one from China, AmIRight?).
    Last edited by sean; 03-19-20, 03:33 PM.

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    Just keep your computer at home for 14 days and it will be fine.

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    • #3
      I am drenching it with Lysol

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sean View Post
        I am drenching it with Lysol
        Be sure to use a lot of hand sanitizer so it doesn't transfer to you. And wear a surgical mask.

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        • #5
          Urine is sterile, so sterilize your laptop by peeing all over it repeatedly. If that doesn't work, take it in to IT right after a treatment. They'll appreciate your dedication.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by KUGDI View Post
            Urine is sterile, so sterilize your laptop by peeing all over it repeatedly. If that doesn't work, take it in to IT right after a treatment. They'll appreciate your dedication.
            The girl on the PornHub video I'm watching just commanded me to pee on my laptop too. Weird coincidence.

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              • #8
                Have you tried more cowbell?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KUGDI View Post
                  Urine is sterile, so sterilize your laptop by peeing all over it repeatedly. If that doesn't work, take it in to IT right after a treatment. They'll appreciate your dedication.
                  Actually, the first few ml of urine is not sterile. So, if you're going to do it right, you have to pee for about 2 - 3 seconds, then stop the stream to get your laptop in position (or re-position yourself) and then go again.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MissTCShore View Post

                    Actually, the first few ml of urine is not sterile. So, if you're going to do it right, you have to pee for about 2 - 3 seconds, then stop the stream to get your laptop in position (or re-position yourself) and then go again.
                    Well, if you have concrete floors you can just put the laptop on it, then just pee on the floor for a few seconds and before altering your aim. Admittedly, it's probably a little more tricky if you're a woman.

                    Look at us, solving the world's problems.

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                    • #11
                      Crisis averted. It was coming from some Chinese PDF I had downloaded about Covid19. Effin Chinese yet again. Went away after I closed the tab displaying the PDF.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by sean View Post
                        Crisis averted. It was coming from some Chinese PDF I had downloaded about Covid19. Effin Chinese yet again. Went away after I closed the tab displaying the PDF.

                        That's good, but you can still pee on it if you want to.

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                        • #13
                          I love how this community comes together to help one another.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by swidman View Post
                            I love how this community comes together to help one another.
                            Frankly, I'm a little disturbed by the focus on pee!

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                            • #15
                              I got a call from some asian dude at the "Social Security of US" the other day saying there has been suspicious activity on my account the there is a warrant for my arrest and my family is in danger. He said he could help if I worked with him to pay the fine.

                              I'll try and find their number, I'm sure they can help you, too.

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