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  • #16
    The funny thing is, 9 time out of 10 it's the lad who provides the idea on where the bait should go. In my all-time favorite bait a lad read 40 hours of audio books for an orphanage (Pinocchio, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Lady Chatterley's Lover and 50 shades of Gray. All for orphans). When it came time to pay him the poor nun who controlled the finances was beat up and left for dead by my 13 year old orphan character Feathers. We convinced the lad that he needed to become best friends with Feathers to determine a real name and to help the police with the capture. When Feathers was finally captured the lad sent in video testimony to my lawyer character with the promise of $100,000 reward money upon conviction. The lad told us that when he was trying to send the video his mouse locked up and his keyboard caught on fire. After he sent the video things were okay. We ran with this and Feathers started sending him emails from prison (in Latin, of course) telling him the horrible things his dark lord Satin (sp) was going to do to him. The idea that Feathers was channeling a demon was reinforced when his video testimony was played before a jury during the trial and halfway through the video started playing midget tranny porn and then the lad having sex with a goat. The lad was the one who supplied the supernatural angle (Feathers set his mouse on fire and locked up his keyboard), we just ran with it. We had his home address, and by the time we got done with him he was a thousand miles from home and scared to death that an assassin was waiting at his house to kill him. This all started with our decision to put the nun in the hospital and see where he took us. Many times baiters go into a bait with detailed plans on how the story will play out. I find the best way is to leave things open ended and let the lad steer the ship

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    • #17
      This one might be drawing to a close. I hate dealing with stupid, lazy lads and this lad is beyond lazy.

      From the Engineer:

      When i am through with the opening i can sent money to you through any of your trust friends, you want me to send to, i can see use concoction to get you out from detection spiritually because African has that power, can you sent me $100 iTunes Card fix some of my gadget

      He's now begging for a hundred bucks. Lazy, small time boi

      I don't think that African black magic is the answer. The solution lies with the lawyer. I spoke with my lawyer today and he said that if you can get a video of the lawyer saying that he is a terrorist who tried to fool me and that I knew nothing of his terrorist activities that will get me off.

      I also throw out a Hail Mary to the boy

      Hello my child. IMPORTANT! DO NOT SHOW THIS EMAIL TO THE ENGINEER! I am afraid we have an issue concerning the Engineer and I don't think you should trust him anymore. I asked him for help with a very simple personal matter which would take him no time at all to do and instead of offering to provide assistance he gave me some sort of nonsense concerning African black magic and he asked me for $100 to fix his gadgets. I was appalled!! I have another idea though.


      Do you have a family member or friend you can trust? My thought is I send you or your friend money to get you out of the hellhole you are currently in and once you are safe from the lawyer and engineer we find a different engineer to open the box. I think this is the best way to go about saving you and your money as the lawyer is evil and the engineer simply wants your money and I am afraid once the box is open he will take the money and kill you.

      I can get you and your friend all the money you need to travel. I own a string of electronic stores and I can also get you Apple phones and computers so we can keep in touch. Let's figure this out just the two of us okay?



      I'm hoping the promise of new iphones and computers is enough to get him off his lazy ass and actually do something.
      Last edited by beakumhawks; 11-13-19, 01:52 PM.

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      • #18
        I just can't quit him. I know I should, but I just can't.

        From the boy:

        Daddy
        I am very save in where i am for now because the engineer hid me in one hotel in the corner of the city, but the engineer told me that you do promise and failed, please work with him with your own hearth because the engineer is very generous dude



        A very generous dude indeed. Followed by

        Really the engineer told me too that you are in house arrest for terrorist charges, but the engineer have remorse for you kindly work with him intense of finance and he will never never disappoint us because i trust him so such, he spend a lot of money on me everyday for feeding and clothing medications if there is anyway you can send him money do okay (hint... hint)


        Two consignment boxes contained $6 million united state dollars for now i don't have parent because the notorious rebels in my country murdered my parent because my father has in the government


        I try and make him see the light:


        My child, this is a teachable moment. I have remorse for you and am doing all I can to help you, despite the difficulties involved. The Engineer says he has remorse for me but refuses to lift his lazy ass to do a damn thing. The engineer is a lazy pile of shit. Trust me on this one. All he cares about is your money. He does not care for you and as soon as he gets that box open he will steal everything and kill you. So answer my question. Do you have a friend who can assist you with getting the money and getting you out of there?

        And the Engineer chimes in:

        which lawyer are you talking about you mean Jeff Okere (his lawyer character)

        Idiot, idiot boi

        Yes. I want you to kidnap the lawyer Jeff Okere and send me a video of him saying that he is a terrorist and he tried to steal money from me and that I am not a terrorist. Threaten to kill him if you have to. As soon as I get those charges dropped we can move forward.

        I really want a video of him confessing to being a terrorist and a scammer but I doubt I will get it.

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        • #19
          I am burning through all of his characters. Now I've got the Engineer pissed off at me.

          Please no need for us to go after him again to avoid complication issues because Osman the little boy is save with us, please send me$100 iTunes Card first

          When are you sending the money


          Fuck You

          how you insane

          I am done with the Engineer, but the boy is still emailing me. He has been much more active with the boy lately.

          you know i am a refugees here in Ghana moreover i don;t know anybody please send money to the engineer he cant cheat us

          I have offered to send money via a delivery service once I get the video that will clear me but the idiot Engineer will not do that. I think he wants to get the money for himself and kill you. I refuse to trust him until I get the video and I don't think you should either.

          Both of us should work together as one for peace to reign among us because 6 million dollars is a huge amount of money

          No. Leave the Engineer now. Your life is at risk.

          you are trying to engender my life

          Engender his life?

          No you fool, I am trying to SAVE your life!

          you advice me to escape from the lawyer now the engineer again , what is going on

          The lawyer got me arrested for being a terrorist and the Engineer is now begging me for money so he can listen to music and insulting me when I refuse to send it. Neither one of them cares about you like I do. I do have an idea as to how to send you some money so you can get away from them both. What city are you in now?

          I should drop him but I am curious to see where he goes with things. I am thinking I might have heard the last from him.

          Poor lad went from expecting $1,500 to begging for $100 itune cards which he would have sold for pennies on the dollar. And I'm fairly certain he lost two bank accounts, which is going to royally piss off the lad he "borrowed" them from. He's going to get his ass kicked like a customer at Popeye's for losing those bank accounts.

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          • #20
            I finally got a city out of him but the Engineer is pissed


            I went to the boy hotel right now and the hotelier told me that the boy checkout this early morning from the hotel, you are terrorist God will pushing you for your did, you send him money to leave the hotel right i we trace him


            I am ignoring the Engineer. The boy, however, needs money (surprise surprise)

            i am in Accra may city i ready move to another hidden hotel, please send money to me to pay for the new hotel

            Sit tight. I have a plan to get you some money. Would $5,000 and a new laptop computer and a new iphone be enough? What about some clothes? You have been so brave.

            That email had to cheer him up. Lads love iphones. I have no doubt the boy will send me a long list of items that he "needs" to get out of his horrible situation.

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            • #21
              i am contemplating to move to Liberia refugees camp for security reason because i don't have money to pay for my hotel, i sold my Gold wristwatch yesterday $50 to pay for one local dirty hotel, now the money is finish, what did you want me to do now because i am stranded without money

              Liberia? Wtf? Liberia is about 600 miles from Ghana. I am starting to think this lad is not really in Ghana like he says he is.


              I understand you my child and I am here to save you. I have an appointment with my lawyer on Monday. I will go by the shipping company and send you a package that contains $10,000 in cash. You can pay me back when you get the box open. Do you need clothes and an iphone as well? What else do you need from me?


              i need all those time you just measured, please tried and send the money through any means because i am highly stranded

              I have no clue what that means. Oh well.

              Hello my child.


              I have an appointment with my lawyer tomorrow and I will stop by the shipping company and ship you $10,000 and a new iphone so we can stay in touch. I will let you know when the money is sent. Stay brave my child.

              William J. Penfold



              Daddy
              Thank you very much for your understanding i am waiting for your update


              He will not like where he has to travel to get the package.


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              • #22
                Hello my child. After I visited my lawyer I went to P Logistics and sent your package. You did not tell me your clothing size so I put an extra $2,000 USD in the package so you can purchase some clothes. I slipped the clerk a hundred dollars and had him mark "medical organs" on the box so it will not be examined by customs which should make the package arrive sooner. I shipped it to Liberia like you said. The company said they will send you an email with the tracking information so you can track it online. The package contains a new iphone 11 and $12,000 in cash. Stay strong my son.

                Panic time!

                Daddy
                No, please i don't asked you to shipped the parcels to Liberia country, there is a place called Liberia camp here in Ghana where refugees normally stayed that is were i am for now, please i need an advice from you because you are my father, i want to send the boxes to one bank or security house for upkeep till fonder notice, i am not save with the boxes around me


                Please if you want to send the parcels, send to Ghana okay


                if he didn't want Liberia he should not have said Liberia. The shipping company sends him an email as well.

                Parcel TRK205xxxx is in The Silver Peak Nevada hub for inspection. Anticipated delivery date is 11/24/2019.

                The nice thing is that he can log on to see the status of his package. I can also see his ip address when he logs on to check.

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                • #23
                  I doubt he will travel, but should this thing go forward I will be able to remind him of the $12k and iphone 11 I lost because of him. Or, maybe my character gets arrested when the package is not picked up and the money is found. Seeing as how my character is facing terrorism charges something like that is sure to land me back in the slammer.

                  Well, I think we have a problem. You told me you were in Liberia so I had the package shipped to you there in Monrovia, Liberia. Remember I told you that I had the package labeled "medical organs" so that it would not be inspected or held up. I cannot recall this package. If I try and recall the package it will go through normal P Logistics scanning procedures and the cash will be discovered. Shipping cash is not legal and I will be in even more trouble. The only way for you to get that package is to go to Monrovia, Liberia and pick it up. You are a resourceful lad, I am sure you will find a way.


                  William J. Penfold

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                  • #24
                    Accra Ghana to Monrovia, Liberia is about a 1,000 mile journey. It has to be killing the lad knowing that $12k and a brand new iphone 11 are just out of his reach.

                    we had serious troubles now


                    how can you recalled the parcels back


                    Cannot be done

                    And P-Logistics sends the lad an update on the package

                    Your package is in the San Francisco, California sorting facility with scheduled delivery at Monrovia, Liberia package handling facility November 24, 2019

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                    • #25
                      Robbers stealing body parts?
                      Daddy some arms robbers came and attack me today but i shout people came for my rescued


                      i we take the boxes to one bank this morning


                      It is a good thing you are leaving that place. Have you been tracking the status of your package online? I checked yesterday and it is getting closer.


                      William J. Penfold


                      The package is now on a plane headed to Liberia. Scheduled delivery date of 11.24

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                      • #26
                        Normally I would be pushing for him to travel, but I really don't care if he goes or not. Just the idea of $12k and a new iphone sitting a thousand miles away waiting for him has got to be driving him nuts.

                        Daddy you know that i don't have money to transport to Liberia because it's very far from Ghana, i am very happy now i kept the boxes in bank now


                        it we cost me about $400 to get to Liberia


                        Small boi here. He's got $12k waiting for him but he would rather get $400 and not have to lift his ass to do a thing. It ain't gonna work


                        Find a way get the money. I have already sent you $12,000 and a new iphone and I am not sending any more.


                        William J. Penfold


                        I wonder if he is hitting up everyone he can for a loan or he has decided making the trip is too much trouble. I dunno.

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                        • #27
                          I cannot believe this idiot is actually thinking about traveling

                          please send me the slims of those items before i find my ways there

                          What the hell are you talking about?

                          I will make up a receipt if needed. The idiot hasn't logged onto the website to check the status of his package yet. He is no doubt hitting up everyone he knows for travel money. Damn, he might actually safari. I think I'm going to kill off my character. I can't decide if I should get caught in a shootout at a Popeye's chicken joint or should I cut my ankle bracelet, steal a convertible and go full Thelma and Louise.

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                          • #28

                            the slims is the evident to prove that you really send those items


                            My child, time after time I have shown you that I am your friend and on your side yet still you call me a liar. If not for me you would probably be dead by now. I do not appreciate you calling me a liar when all I have tried to do is help you out of the goodness of my heart. I understand you have had a difficult time of things but that is no excuse.


                            Since it is so important to you here is the god damn slim. Now go get that fucking package and learn some respect!

                            William J. Penfold


                            Attached was an official looking invoice from P-Log showing the package has been sent. Let's see if he decides to travel now.

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                            • #29
                              For those of you still following along at home. The package containing $12k and a brand new iphone 11 is currently sitting in a package delivery facility in Monrovia, Liberia waiting for pickup. It is marked "Medical Organs" so it will not be scanned. The receipt was sent to the lad, and he is completely bought in and believing. His problem is, he is a small boi who scrounges out a living doing 419 scams out of an internet cafe and he does not have the money to travel all that way. Too bad.

                              you don't know the detection i am going through here because i don't have single cent to buy food for myself moreover i took the boxes to one bank for security reason, there is noway i can go to Liberia without transportation

                              Figure it out. And quickly.

                              what did you want me to figure out

                              Figure out a way to get to Liberia and get that $12k and new iphone. There's nothing more I can do for you.

                              please send me $300 to go down to Liberia

                              $300 is a bit much. You can go from Ghana to Liberia for about $200.

                              NO. I sent you $12,000 usd. That is more than enough. Show some fucking initiative and be a man for once.

                              i told the bank management that you are the owner of the boxes intense of security reason, please contact the bank for the transfer okay, there is noway i can go to Liberia without transportation

                              Translation - I have given up and will be using the bank manager to scam you now. Ain't gonna work

                              Let me tell you a little story. Today is Thanksgiving in America. A day when we give thanks for all we have. And what do I have, you ask? I, out of the goodness of my heart, tried to help a young orphan in Africa. I ended up getting arrested for terrorism. That is number one. Number two is I am on house arrest wearing an ankle bracelet, unable to leave my home. I have nothing to do but communicate with you and watch porn. Number three is that i have watched so much online porn that I have become apathetic to sex and am unable to get and/or sustain an erection. Again, all because I tried to help a young orphan in Africa. Number four is that I have $12,000 and a new iphone 11 sitting in a delivery facility a thousands of miles from my home and it will sit there for a long time because the person I am sending it to is TOO FUCKING LAZY TO GO AND GET IT!!


                              When you take a shit do you wipe your own ass or just leave whatever is there there? I do not want to talk with the bank manager and I will not talk with the bank manager. You get off your whiny oh woe is me ass and find a way to get that fucking package. Stop being such a whiny bitch. Suck a few cocks if you have to. Spread those cheeks and take a stiff one up the ass. I don't care how you get the money to travel but get the money to travel. Be creative. Find a way and stop your whining.


                              Just like pretty much everywhere, there are bad people in Africa who will loan money at exorbitant interest rates, and they make sure they get paid back, be it cash or blood. I want our hero to visit one of these people but I kinda doubt that will happen now. Too bad. The idea of him on the run from mobsters wanting to kill him makes me happy.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by beakumhawks View Post
                                For those of you still following along at home. The package containing $12k and a brand new iphone 11 is currently sitting in a package delivery facility in Monrovia, Liberia waiting for pickup. It is marked "Medical Organs" so it will not be scanned. The receipt was sent to the lad, and he is completely bought in and believing. His problem is, he is a small boi who scrounges out a living doing 419 scams out of an internet cafe and he does not have the money to travel all that way. Too bad.

                                you don't know the detection i am going through here because i don't have single cent to buy food for myself moreover i took the boxes to one bank for security reason, there is noway i can go to Liberia without transportation

                                Figure it out. And quickly.

                                what did you want me to figure out

                                Figure out a way to get to Liberia and get that $12k and new iphone. There's nothing more I can do for you.

                                please send me $300 to go down to Liberia

                                $300 is a bit much. You can go from Ghana to Liberia for about $200.

                                NO. I sent you $12,000 usd. That is more than enough. Show some fucking initiative and be a man for once.

                                i told the bank management that you are the owner of the boxes intense of security reason, please contact the bank for the transfer okay, there is noway i can go to Liberia without transportation

                                Translation - I have given up and will be using the bank manager to scam you now. Ain't gonna work

                                Let me tell you a little story. Today is Thanksgiving in America. A day when we give thanks for all we have. And what do I have, you ask? I, out of the goodness of my heart, tried to help a young orphan in Africa. I ended up getting arrested for terrorism. That is number one. Number two is I am on house arrest wearing an ankle bracelet, unable to leave my home. I have nothing to do but communicate with you and watch porn. Number three is that i have watched so much online porn that I have become apathetic to sex and am unable to get and/or sustain an erection. Again, all because I tried to help a young orphan in Africa. Number four is that I have $12,000 and a new iphone 11 sitting in a delivery facility a thousands of miles from my home and it will sit there for a long time because the person I am sending it to is TOO FUCKING LAZY TO GO AND GET IT!!


                                When you take a shit do you wipe your own ass or just leave whatever is there there? I do not want to talk with the bank manager and I will not talk with the bank manager. You get off your whiny oh woe is me ass and find a way to get that fucking package. Stop being such a whiny bitch. Suck a few cocks if you have to. Spread those cheeks and take a stiff one up the ass. I don't care how you get the money to travel but get the money to travel. Be creative. Find a way and stop your whining.


                                Just like pretty much everywhere, there are bad people in Africa who will loan money at exorbitant interest rates, and they make sure they get paid back, be it cash or blood. I want our hero to visit one of these people but I kinda doubt that will happen now. Too bad. The idea of him on the run from mobsters wanting to kill him makes me happy.
                                This is funny, but you're also kind of a sick fuck.

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