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  • Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

    So, according to news reports, Iran's Bushehr reactor, is going on line this Saturday, the 21st.

    What does this have to do with Ezekiel 38 and Jeremiah 50?


    Persia is Iran and despite what other people will tell you, Magog is Russia.

    The reactor, for those of you who don't know, is Russian-made.

    Russia has been supplying Iran with nuclear toys and aircraft since the Clinton administration.

    Babylon, according to Google Maps, is about 400 miles away from this reactor.

    If contaminated (say by an accident or the Israelis), the fallout radius would encompass Babylon, rendering it uninhabitable (Jeremiah).

    So, are we poised to see one of the last unfulfilled Old Testment propehcies come true?

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    Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

    Seems like Ezekiel needs some help in the secondary.

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    • #3
      Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

      Are they white people?

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      • #4
        Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

        Persia is Iran.

        Magog is Russia.

        And Finkle is Einhorn.

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        • #5
          Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

          Verbal is Keyser Soze.

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          • #6
            Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

            Fuck
            I bet the under.

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            • #7
              Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

              Keep sleeping. You are used to lying down so much already, this should be easy. The ant who guards his nest only sleeps when he is dead and replaced.

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                We're 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.

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                • #9
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                  Israel may not have the balls right now to take out the Iranian reactor. But it would be fun if they did. Iran would be all "WTF? Israel?" and Israel would be like "lol" and Iran would go "prepare to die Zionist pig dogs" and Israel would be "roflcopter come and get us, Iran!" and we'd all be "hahahahaha, glad we don't live around there anywhere"

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

                    What if Israel tried to ICE Iran and Iran was all like "ICE BLOCK, BITCH!"? That would be a dope way for the world to blow up.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

                      Originally posted by blackPHOGmoan
                      We're 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.

                      When the locusts are picking the eyes out of your loved ones, perhaps then your hubris will be corrected.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

                        I have it, Ezekiel 25-17


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                        • #13
                          Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

                          Originally posted by Tannoudji
                          Originally posted by blackPHOGmoan
                          We're 7,000 miles from Iran. I'd say the rapture can come and lick my taint.
                          When the locusts are picking the eyes out of your loved ones, perhaps then your hubris will be corrected.
                          I've seen that X-Files episode. I'm sure The Cigarette Smoking Man will come by and help me out.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

                            Theshocker could take notes from tannoudji

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                            • #15
                              Re: Ezekiel 38, Jeremiah 50

                              Beware of grasshoppers.

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