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[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=485.msg5230#msg5230 date=1282090399]
[quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=485.msg5228#msg5228 date=1282090327]
Is that the Mercury chick?
It matters not, do want.
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I don't know about Mercury, but I do know that she's on Wipeout right now.
and I would very much like to give her the big balls.
[/quote]
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=485.msg5310#msg5310 date=1282102458]
[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=485.msg5230#msg5230 date=1282090399]
[quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=485.msg5228#msg5228 date=1282090327]
Is that the Mercury chick?
It matters not, do want.
[/quote]
I don't know about Mercury, but I do know that she's on Wipeout right now.
and I would very much like to give her the big balls.
[/quote]
I'd give her the best 5 seconds of her life.
[/quote]
[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=485.msg5313#msg5313 date=1282102571]
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=485.msg5310#msg5310 date=1282102458]
I'd give her the best 5 seconds of my life.
[/quote]
[/quote]
That too. Although I have somehow bagged some fine chicas in my time, believe it or not. :mexican
[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=485.msg5319#msg5319 date=1282102958]
I choose to not believe it. I had sex once.
[/quote]
Ouch. I'm actually pretty good with the ladies. In fact, I'm so good that they never want to have sex with me again for fear that nothing will be able to make them feel such nirvana once more, thus they might as well shut the vag down and remain celibate for the rest of their days.
[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=485.msg5322#msg5322 date=1282103223]
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=485.msg5321#msg5321 date=1282103156]
[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=485.msg5319#msg5319 date=1282102958]
I choose to not believe it. I had sex once.
[/quote]
Ouch. I'm actually pretty good with the ladies. In fact, I'm so good that they never want to have sex with me again for fear that nothing will be able to make them feel such nirvana once more, thus they might as well shut down and vow celibacy for the rest of their days.
:o
[/quote]
So you're gay. Only explanation. No judgement passed, for my father is gay.
[/quote]
Okay, I admit it.
I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body. :-\
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=485.msg5324#msg5324 date=1282103278]
[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=485.msg5322#msg5322 date=1282103223]
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=485.msg5321#msg5321 date=1282103156]
[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=485.msg5319#msg5319 date=1282102958]
I choose to not believe it. I had sex once.
[/quote]
Ouch. I'm actually pretty good with the ladies. In fact, I'm so good that they never want to have sex with me again for fear that nothing will be able to make them feel such nirvana once more, thus they might as well shut down and vow celibacy for the rest of their days.
:o
[/quote]
So you're gay. Only explanation. No judgement passed, for my father is gay.
[/quote]
Okay, I admit it.
I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body. :-\
[/quote]
[quote author=JackLord link=topic=485.msg5327#msg5327 date=1282103546]
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=485.msg5324#msg5324 date=1282103278]
[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=485.msg5322#msg5322 date=1282103223]
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=485.msg5321#msg5321 date=1282103156]
[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=485.msg5319#msg5319 date=1282102958]
I choose to not believe it. I had sex once.
[/quote]
Ouch. I'm actually pretty good with the ladies. In fact, I'm so good that they never want to have sex with me again for fear that nothing will be able to make them feel such nirvana once more, thus they might as well shut down and vow celibacy for the rest of their days.
:o
[/quote]
So you're gay. Only explanation. No judgement passed, for my father is gay.
[/quote]
Okay, I admit it.
I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body. :-\
[/quote]
it's true
(that's why i stopped fuckin' him)
[/quote]
I miss our spooning sessions. I miss getting smoothies together. I miss riding a bicycle built for two. But most of all, I miss our pet hamster, Lemmiwinks. :'(
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