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  • I haven't shit since Thursday

    I don't feel stopped up or anything, maybe a touch bogged down. :o :( :'( :-[ :P

    Should I be concerned? Am I going to die?

    So I ask, what should I do?

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      Install AdBlock and NoScript.

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          Try one of these

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            [quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=469.msg5012#msg5012 date=1282063802]
            Install AdBlock and NoScript.
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            I've got it proxied to my firewire. Running a USB through safe start on the hard drive to react to the mainframe. That should help my motherboard.

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              [quote author=Jhawk2001 link=topic=469.msg5032#msg5032 date=1282068433]


              Try one of these
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              Good God, man. He needs to be cleaned out, not eviscerated. You might as well shove an eel up his ass.

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                [quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=469.msg5033#msg5033 date=1282068739]
                [quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=469.msg5012#msg5012 date=1282063802]
                Install AdBlock and NoScript.
                [/quote]

                I've got it proxied to my firewire. Running a USB through safe start on the hard drive to react to the mainframe. That should help my motherboard.
                [/quote]

                tmi, professor falken!

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                  I should also mention that I'm trying to give this birth through natural processes. I can generally conjure up a good lincoln log after a glass or two of whiskey. I'm attempting the au natural movement of the bowels.

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                    Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

                    Make sure you disconnect from the network and boot into safe mode first.

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                      [quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=469.msg5039#msg5039 date=1282069407]
                      I should also mention that I'm trying to give this birth through natural processes. I can generally conjure up a good lincoln log after a glass or two of whiskey. I'm attempting the au natural movement of the bowels.
                      [/quote]

                      You may just have to go with the C-section (no idea if thats spelled right) if you go too much past your due date

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                        Sounds like a normal week.


                        Try this:


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                          I ended up in stranded in a mall when my Dulcolax hit once. 24 hrs. my ass. I trucked home and nearly tore my steering wheel off from the death grip. Barely made it.

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                            This isn't likely to end well.

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                              go to GNC and get some NO Explode or some other workout supplement. Most of them have a good amount of magnesium in it. Make a glass of it and you'll need to take a shit within 15 minutes. It's not even the shits, it just makes you need to poop which is nice I guess.

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