I haven't shit since Thursday

[blackPHOGmoan]

I don't feel stopped up or anything, maybe a touch bogged down. :o :( :'( :-[ :P

Should I be concerned? Am I going to die?

So I ask, what should I do?

[BetterThanMost]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

[pieces of eight]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

Install AdBlock and NoScript.

[bdhlazer]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

[Milo]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday



Try one of these

[blackPHOGmoan]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=469.msg5012#msg5012 date=1282063802]
Install AdBlock and NoScript.
[/quote]

I've got it proxied to my firewire. Running a USB through safe start on the hard drive to react to the mainframe. That should help my motherboard.

[pieces of eight]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

[quote author=Jhawk2001 link=topic=469.msg5032#msg5032 date=1282068433]


Try one of these
[/quote]

Good God, man. He needs to be cleaned out, not eviscerated. You might as well shove an eel up his ass.

[JackLord]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=469.msg5033#msg5033 date=1282068739]
[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=469.msg5012#msg5012 date=1282063802]
Install AdBlock and NoScript.
[/quote]

I've got it proxied to my firewire. Running a USB through safe start on the hard drive to react to the mainframe. That should help my motherboard.
[/quote]

tmi, professor falken!

[blackPHOGmoan]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

I should also mention that I'm trying to give this birth through natural processes. I can generally conjure up a good lincoln log after a glass or two of whiskey. I'm attempting the au natural movement of the bowels.

[pieces of eight]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

Make sure you disconnect from the network and boot into safe mode first.

[gspot]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

[quote author=blackPHOGmoan link=topic=469.msg5039#msg5039 date=1282069407]
I should also mention that I'm trying to give this birth through natural processes. I can generally conjure up a good lincoln log after a glass or two of whiskey. I'm attempting the au natural movement of the bowels.
[/quote]

You may just have to go with the C-section (no idea if thats spelled right) if you go too much past your due date

[filmfanatic24]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

Sounds like a normal week.


Try this:

[sweaterbydarwin]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

I ended up in stranded in a mall when my Dulcolax hit once. 24 hrs. my ass. I trucked home and nearly tore my steering wheel off from the death grip. Barely made it.

[thedeerehunter]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

This isn't likely to end well.

[KVN638]

Re: I haven't shit since Thursday

go to GNC and get some NO Explode or some other workout supplement. Most of them have a good amount of magnesium in it. Make a glass of it and you'll need to take a shit within 15 minutes. It's not even the shits, it just makes you need to poop which is nice I guess.