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  • I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more; seeing someone naked at the door, or the fact that I knew where he lived.

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    • The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died.

      May he RIP in peace.

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      • William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie. SPOILERApparently, "Shatner Panties" was a poor choice to name ladies undergarments.

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        • Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

          SPOILERIt's also their biggest import.

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          • I used to sell security alarms door-to-door, and I was really good at it. SPOILERIf nobody was home, I'd just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

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              • My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only have 9 toes.

                SPOILERShe was lack toes intolerant.

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