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    Worst person you have ever thought about as you satisfied your inner jayhawk?

    My answer is Hillary Clinton.

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    girls that I thought were annoying. Ironically, I always thought how they were in bed.

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    • #3
      I pretended like my husband was Brad Stevens the other night. Some might consider that weird.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by KVN638 View Post
        girls that I thought were annoying. Ironically, I always thought how they were in bed.
        This explains why you want to piss in my face.

        Here I thought you were just getting back at me for not making you any Snickerdoodles yet.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KVN638 View Post
          girls that I thought were annoying. Ironically, I always thought how they were in bed.
          Only if he went 3 for 31 hitting your spot.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by chemhawk View Post
            Only if he went 3 for 31 hitting your spot.
            chemhawk is really suffering from some quoteFAIL.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by samandbendrivemetodrink View Post
              chemhawk is really suffering from some quoteFAIL.
              I suck at the internet.

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              • #8
                guys we'ere winning tonight.

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                • #9
                  Lois Griffin

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dewarsrocks View Post
                    Lois Griffin
                    so you're like ICT and find cartoons attractive.

                    You were both teh guys who scourged the internet for the cheat to see the tomb raider chick naked weren't you?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KVN638 View Post
                      so you're like ICT and find cartoons attractive.

                      You were both teh guys who scourged the internet for the cheat to see the tomb raider chick naked weren't you?
                      Did you know, there are naked pics of Lois Griffin on the net?

                      Oh, and yes, yes I did get the cheat

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                      • #12
                        Holly Rowe.

                        I envision her sucking me off, thinking my wang is a polish sausage and she hasn't eaten in like 2 hours.

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                        • #13
                          SIL

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by FrobozMumbar View Post
                            SIL
                            Guilty. But if you knew her you'd understand

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