Yep

[sweaterbydarwin]

[IceHawkE]

That is wrong on so many levels . . . ugh.

[Hoopo]

This has Sophie's Choice 2 written all over it!

[Jayhawker]

I guess somebody is a Grapes of Wrath fan.

[Guest]

It moved.

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

I just threw up in my mouth at the thought of my dad suckling from my teet.

[Guest]

It moved again.

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

It moved again.

Please tell me you are not my dad.

[sweaterbydarwin]

does James Lipton have no shame?

[Guest]

I guess i'm missing the part where it's necessary to come straight from the teet.

Is the cancer-fighting magic lost if you pump it?

[IceHawkE]

I guess i'm missing the part where it's necessary to come straight from the teet.

Is the cancer-fighting magic lost if you pump it?

Probably not, but the incest factor is removed so you have to wonder if it somehow affects his positive, cancer fighting atttitude. You can't underestimate a positive attitude when fighting cancer.

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

I guess i'm missing the part where it's necessary to come straight from the teet.

Is the cancer-fighting magic lost if you pump it?

In all seriousness, a small amount of the immunity-boosting properties and nutrients of the milk is lost the further removed it is from its "natural source". Milk straight from the teet > pumped milk kept for a few hours at room temp > milk kept for a few days in the fridge > milk stored in the freezer for months. That said, I think the amount of benefit lost is fairly insignificant.....at least not enough for me to let my father suck my boobies. Then again, I am not batshit crazy.

[gravyshanks]

Headline: TITTYFUCKING HELPED BEAT MY CANCER

[WhiteSuxDirtyBirds]

Headline: TITTYFUCKING HELPED BEAT MY CANCER

Titty cancer?

[pieces of eight]

Haha, gross.