Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

[BetterThanMost]

I took this idea from another forum, but it got some awesome responses. Thought some of you creatives could make a killing with it...

Text crappy pick up line stuff to girls, mess with them, and post the convos.

Ex.
Me: Are you goin' to the BBQ?
Her: What bbq?
Me: The one where I slam my meat on your grill

Me: Do you have any raisins?
Her: Huh? Whaa? No...
Me: How about a date?

Me: Have you seen weather forecast?
Her: Weird, no... why?
Me: It's saying 30% chance of thunderstorms, and its looking like you're going to get 7 inches

Me: Are you into fitness?
Her: Yeah, I like to jog and stuff...
Me: How bout fitness dick in your mouth

Edit: I'll try to post some of the actual convos from the other site...

[Geezer]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

[pieces of eight]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

[BetterThanMost]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

Here is one worked to perfection....



double whammy

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

[quote author=BetterThanMost link=topic=392.msg3856#msg3856 date=1281735478]
Here is one worked to perfection....



double whammy
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And then after the prank calls, we'll put naughty messages in their year books.

'Have fun in the sun, and get laid in the shade'

OMGLOLZ!

[BetterThanMost]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

Another one I thought was too funny to not post.

me: did you hear the weather report?
her: no, why?
me: it say's you're getting 7 inches!
her: where is the other 1.5 inches coming from?

[LimeHawk]

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[quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=392.msg3851#msg3851 date=1281735183]

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[BetterThanMost]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

Alright, fail, got it... Lock her up

[Geezer]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

BTM srsly, you won't be a virgin forever but it take a while in your case.
Women get desperate in their thirties, so if you can wait 15 years, you're golden.

[BetterThanMost]

Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

Phew! OFFICIAL BTM Coutndown til desperate womenzzzz!!