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  • Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

    I took this idea from another forum, but it got some awesome responses. Thought some of you creatives could make a killing with it...

    Text crappy pick up line stuff to girls, mess with them, and post the convos.

    Ex.
    Me: Are you goin' to the BBQ?
    Her: What bbq?
    Me: The one where I slam my meat on your grill

    Me: Do you have any raisins?
    Her: Huh? Whaa? No...
    Me: How about a date?

    Me: Have you seen weather forecast?
    Her: Weird, no... why?
    Me: It's saying 30% chance of thunderstorms, and its looking like you're going to get 7 inches

    Me: Are you into fitness?
    Her: Yeah, I like to jog and stuff...
    Me: How bout fitness dick in your mouth

    Edit: I'll try to post some of the actual convos from the other site...

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        Here is one worked to perfection....



        double whammy

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          [quote author=BetterThanMost link=topic=392.msg3856#msg3856 date=1281735478]
          Here is one worked to perfection....



          double whammy
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          And then after the prank calls, we'll put naughty messages in their year books.

          'Have fun in the sun, and get laid in the shade'

          OMGLOLZ!

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            Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

            Another one I thought was too funny to not post.

            me: did you hear the weather report?
            her: no, why?
            me: it say's you're getting 7 inches!
            her: where is the other 1.5 inches coming from?

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              [quote author=pieces of eight link=topic=392.msg3851#msg3851 date=1281735183]

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                Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

                Alright, fail, got it... Lock her up

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                  Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

                  BTM srsly, you won't be a virgin forever but it take a while in your case.
                  Women get desperate in their thirties, so if you can wait 15 years, you're golden.

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                    Re: Let's build/burn some bridges with womenz (sms ghost pir8tes?)

                    Phew! OFFICIAL BTM Coutndown til desperate womenzzzz!!

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