Am I gonna dye?

[ICThawk]

So last night after the game I met the infamous Jefe 3.1.8B. This morning my stomach hurts and I feel messed up inside.

Evidence A: I shook the hand of Jefe.

Evidence B: I ate a hotdog at half.

Evidence C: The gentleman sitting directly in front of me had to be medically removed.

Am I infected? Am I dying?

[WavetheWheat]

Goodbye, friend.

[filmfanatic24]

Was he wearing this?

[Hoopo]

Was it really Jefe or had somebody compromised him? Was the individual you made phalangeal contact with possessed by another entity?

[ICThawk]

@Film... He had a coat on, but it's very possible. All I could see was the blue collar.

@Hoopo... He had a beanie on his head and his hands were beat up like he just finished sinking a girl.

I'm scared.

[Jayhawker]

[Hoopo]

That was not Jefe. He may not even know he's been infected by something otherworldly.

I'd get to a clergy member immediately.

[ICThawk]

That was not Jefe. He may not even know he's been infected by something otherworldly.

I'd get to a clergy member immediately.

Will I need a rabbi and minister to complete the joke?

[Hoopo]

Will I need a rabbi and minister to complete the joke?

Just a flamboyant Catholic or Anglican priest.

[kcjhawks4]

So last night after the game I met the infamous Jefe 3.1.8B. This morning my stomach hurts and I feel messed up inside.

Evidence A: I shook the hand of Jefe.

Evidence B: I ate a hotdog at half.

Evidence C: The gentleman sitting directly in front of me had to be medically removed.

Am I infected? Am I dying?

Crap. I was sitting in Section 18 down from you. Am I gonna catch it?

[ICThawk]

Just a flamboyant Catholic or Anglican priest.

I know plenty of those. Good!

Crap. I was sitting in Section 18 down from you. Am I gonna catch it?

Oh Snap. I sit in row 9.... were you one of the two long haired hippies that used Lew Perkin's tickets?!?!

[thedeerehunter]

Congrats, you're all Outbreak monkeys now.

[Geezer]

Shot of penicillin and that burning sensation should stop.

[WhiteSuxDirtyBirds]

remember our deal!

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

Evidence D: Did you make out with Ben yesterday? He was up all night puking and pissing out his ass in our condo. Awesome vacation.

To totally hijack this thread.....anyone know a good way to tell the difference between food poisoning and a stomach bug?