This isn't quite how I remembered Red Riding Hood

[Oobers]

My parents definitely left out teh secks part.

[The42Yardstick]

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If this doesn't go straight to DVD, there is no justice in this world.

[dewarsrocks]

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Do they sparkle????

What a guaranteed turdfest.

[Jayhawker]

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"From the director of Twilight"

Yeah, I think I'll skip this one.

Also, WHY GARY OLDMAN WHY?!?!

[Hoopo]

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So she saves her Grandmother by giving the Wolf blowjobs? MUST SEE.

[thedeerehunter]

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So she saves her Grandmother by giving the Wolf blowjobs? MUST SEE.
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Are wolves like dogs in that they get "wolf-knotted?

If so, that could be a point of concern for Red while performing wolf-latio.

[Joe Norris]

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I saw this trailer when I was at Harry Potter over thanksgiving

I did laugh out loud because I thought to myself, "this looks like some twilight bullshit"

Though I can't blame them for making it...cause it'll probably sell lotsa tix

[GardArmighty]

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"Grandma, what big balls you have!!"

"The better to bang you with, my dear."