In This Thread, I ATTN HOOER

[ICThawk]

So like, I have like been gone for a week. And I totally know that all of you missed me. And to make sure that like all of you realize like how much you missed me I am going to like post in all the old threads and like make my name show up a lot.

Oh, and I totally got wasted every night and slept with some random ladies. But I am afraid one of them might be moving soon. She totally said that like she wanted to go to Butt Fucking Egypt. But I was all like "isn't their some protest there or something", and she was all "dude, I want you to PIIMB".

BTW, I got a dog. Here is a picture.
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I LOVE MY MANI-CAKES!!

Did I also mention that I am totally remodeling my home? Let me know and I will PM you all a picture of my crown molding!!!

[Oobers]

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More plez

[ICThawk]

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to tell you all this! I cannot believe this is happening!!! So I have been with this girl for a little while. We bang all the time, and I guess you could like call her my GF or whatever but like she missed her FLOW this week. She took a pee test and it TOTALLY had 2 lines on it. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?

anyways... Have I mentioned that I have 2 kids? They are SO cute!! One of them just took a dump in his pants. I totally felt it while I was feeding him from my teet. Some say 4 is a little old for that, but I love the bond that we share.

Oh, I got my little mani-cakes a new outfit!! I am so excited! I am sure you ALL want to see it! I do have a little buyers remorse about it. I wanted the pink one. CAVEAT EMPTOR!!

[dewarsrocks]

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How do you like your crown moulding?

[KVN638]

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ICT you're going to hell for sleeping with randon wimmenz. But good thing you're finally drinking and getting wasted like a true Catholic.

[ICThawk]

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[quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=3403.msg38971#msg38971 date=1296284365]
How do you like your crown moulding?
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I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!! It is going very MEH. I don't know, I mean the guys came in. We told them what we wanted they spoke in some weird foreigner accent but I assumed they said no problem. Being Sorta Ricans I assumed they knew what they were doing. But Look.

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I saw this and I threw a BIG FIT. I kicked one of the guys in the shin! I not so politely informed the dirty man that he was doing it wrong. Crown is supposed to go ALL AROUND the ceiling. Not just one wall. He cut all up into pieces!! Freaking imbecile!

ANYWHO, after that things went better. I had one of my besties visit from Philadelphia. SHE IS SO FUNNY! She told me she wanted to eat my chode, which I assumed was some sort of sandwich but I informed her I was fresh out. We giggled for hours telling stories of that time we crashed into some families fence and blamed it on old Mrs. Wurthers down the street. Oh man.... my life is SO awesome!

Tootles!

[Geezer]

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[samandbendrivemetodrink]

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You're doing it wrong.

You have yet to tell us about your latest dump. ATTNHOOERFAIL!!!!