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    Give me advice. Any subject you would like. Even though I didn't ask.


  • #2
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    always double down on 12.

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    • #3
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      Hit it softly on occasion, just to keep her interested.

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      • #4
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        Never trust a fart

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        • #5
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          Polar bears are not cute and cuddly

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          • #6
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            when you're at an intersection waiting to turn left, keep your wheels pointed straight ahead, not angled in anticipation of the turn.

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            • #7
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              Consider K-State.

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              • #8
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                [quote author=gravyshanks link=topic=3381.msg38597#msg38597 date=1296094914]
                when you're at an intersection waiting to turn left, keep your wheels pointed straight ahead, not angled in anticipation of the turn.
                [/quote]

                I got to ask......why?

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                • #9
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                  While the "If she smokes, she pokes" thing is true, it also makes the box taste like ashtray. Doubly so if she smokes out her snatch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Unsolicited advice thread

                    According to Eastern Philosophy, sitting in the piss on a toilet seat will cure hemorrhoids.

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                    • #11
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                      [quote author=chemhawk link=topic=3381.msg38605#msg38605 date=1296096867]

                      I got to ask......why?
                      [/quote]

                      because if you're rear-ended and your wheels are turned, you'll be forced into oncoming traffic moving at speed. if your wheels are forward, you'll be forced into the car waiting to turn left across from you, which will result in a better outcome.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Unsolicited advice thread

                        A fool think he needs no advice, but a wise man listens to others.
                        Bible

                        A good scare is worth more than good advice.
                        Horace

                        A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice
                        Anonymous

                        A word to the wise is infuriating.
                        Anonymous

                        A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
                        Bill Cosby

                        Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
                        Josh Billings

                        Advice is like snow; the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.
                        Samuel Taylor Coleridge

                        Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.
                        Lord Chesterfield

                        Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand.
                        Anonymous

                        Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
                        Erica Jong

                        Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.
                        Henry David Thoreau

                        Always be nice to bankers. Always be nice to pension fund managers. Always be nice to the media. In that order.
                        Lord Hanson

                        Anybody who ask for advice nowadays just hasn't been listening.
                        Anonymous

                        Be smart, be intelligent and be informed.
                        Tony Alesandra

                        Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people.
                        Thomas L. Masson

                        Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.
                        Seneca

                        Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
                        Ambrose Bierce

                        Counsel woven into the fabric of real life is wisdom.
                        Walter Benjamin

                        Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
                        David Seabury

                        Generally speaking, when a woman offers unsolicited advice or tries to help a man, she has no idea of how critical and unloving he may sound to him.
                        John Gray

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                        • #13
                          Unsolicited advice thread

                          [quote author=gravyshanks link=topic=3381.msg38616#msg38616 date=1296100010]
                          [quote author=chemhawk link=topic=3381.msg38605#msg38605 date=1296096867]

                          I got to ask......why?
                          [/quote]

                          because if you're rear-ended and your wheels are turned, you'll be forced into oncoming traffic moving at speed. if your wheels are forward, you'll be forced into the car waiting to turn left across from you, which will result in a better outcome.
                          [/quote]

                          This. My dad's college buddy had his wheels turned and is no longer with us.

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                          • #14
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                            There is a fine line between a wise man and a wise guy.

                            [move]
                            :cyclist: :cyclist: :cyclist: :cyclist:
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                            • #15
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                              [quote author=IAm42'sRagingBileDuct link=topic=3381.msg38604#msg38604 date=1296096724]
                              Consider K-State's inferiority.
                              [/quote]

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