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    Me, Jefe, Fidel, or Elian?

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    Jose Canseco!

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      Pfft. The answer should be obvious. I'm more Cuban than Cuban. I'm the frijoles negros to your arroz. I'm the poster child for post-communist development in La Havana. I have a carboat and can ford large water bodies and isthmuses. I have a gold Cuban-link bracelet that weighs more than Angelina Jolie's latest adopted child from Africa. Speaking of Africa, I have Afro-Cuban blood and I move with the rumba beat like the moon moves the tide.

      If anyone disagrees, I will cut you with a shank fashioned from a sharpened toothbrush.

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              [img width=600 height=450]http://www.foodnetwork.co.uk/content-images/RecipeImages/The_Ultimate_Cuban_Sandwich_tu0607.jpg[/img]

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                ^^^ Ok, gravy wins.

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                  • #10
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                    The jokes could just write themselves.

                    [quote author=gravyshanks link=topic=3137.msg35641#msg35641 date=1294707085]
                    [img width=600 height=450]http://www.foodnetwork.co.uk/content-images/RecipeImages/The_Ultimate_Cuban_Sandwich_tu0607.jpg[/img]
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                    • #11
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                      An Habana Monte Cristo is the finest cigar I've ever smoked.

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                        Cohiba.

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                            and another clue of her impending divorce...a veiled thread about her infatuation with her cuban "friend."

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                              [quote author=BPNphog link=topic=3137.msg35860#msg35860 date=1294806765]

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                              I ride in more style with my carboat:


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