Best Cubans

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

Me, Jefe, Fidel, or Elian?

[WhiteSuxDirtyBirds]

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Jose Canseco!

[ElJefe58]

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Pfft. The answer should be obvious. I'm more Cuban than Cuban. I'm the frijoles negros to your arroz. I'm the poster child for post-communist development in La Havana. I have a carboat and can ford large water bodies and isthmuses. I have a gold Cuban-link bracelet that weighs more than Angelina Jolie's latest adopted child from Africa. Speaking of Africa, I have Afro-Cuban blood and I move with the rumba beat like the moon moves the tide.

If anyone disagrees, I will cut you with a shank fashioned from a sharpened toothbrush.

[Geezer]

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[Jayhawker]

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[cyclist]

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[gravyshanks]

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[img width=600 height=450]http://www.foodnetwork.co.uk/content-images/RecipeImages/The_Ultimate_Cuban_Sandwich_tu0607.jpg[/img]

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

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^^^ Ok, gravy wins.

[lessbigzee]

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[GardArmighty]

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The jokes could just write themselves.

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[img width=600 height=450]http://www.foodnetwork.co.uk/content-images/RecipeImages/The_Ultimate_Cuban_Sandwich_tu0607.jpg[/img]
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[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

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An Habana Monte Cristo is the finest cigar I've ever smoked.

[chemhawk]

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Cohiba.

[Guest]

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[enfuego]

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and another clue of her impending divorce...a veiled thread about her infatuation with her cuban "friend."

[ElJefe58]

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I ride in more style with my carboat: