If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Fight Club references aside, who would you throw down with?

[Jhawk513]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

hitler

[dewarsrocks]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Cleopatra but it would end with amazing sex.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Quantrill.

[ono]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Napoleon

[thedeerehunter]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

That cocky fucking General in The Patriot.

Or Ghandi. Pretty sure I could take him.

[Milo]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Osama Bin Laden. I'd kick his ass.

[Geezer]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Helen Keller.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

[quote author=Milo Minderbinder link=topic=2947.msg33511#msg33511 date=1293574031]
Osama Bin Laden. I'd kick his ass.
[/quote]

The guy is like 6'8".

[lessbigzee]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Theodore Roosevelt. I actually admire him more than any man should another, and have no grudge.

But if I beat the moose riding, Spanish ass-whooping bear dominator in fisticuffs, then that would make me the biggest bamf in history.

[KVN638]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Jesus.

[TacoHut]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Walter Mondale.


I think you all know why.

[bedouin]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

[quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=2947.msg33520#msg33520 date=1293578217]
[quote author=Milo Minderbinder link=topic=2947.msg33511#msg33511 date=1293574031]
Osama Bin Laden. I'd kick his ass.
[/quote]

The guy is like 6'8".
[/quote]

Dude is like a toothpick though, I ain't scared.

[Milo]

Re: Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

[quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=2947.msg33520#msg33520 date=1293578217]
[quote author=Milo Minderbinder link=topic=2947.msg33511#msg33511 date=1293574031]
Osama Bin Laden. I'd kick his ass.
[/quote]

The guy is like 6'8".
[/quote]

He is also a puss.

[kcjhawks4]

Re: If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be?

Jason Sutherland