Theological question: Jesus' penis

[Hoopo]

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[Oobers]

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I'm sorry. Is his penis the question or are you questioning the penis?

[KVN638]

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short, shriveled, and to the left.

[JackLord]

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too soon

[dewarsrocks]

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He didn't have one according to old timey fire and brimstone preachers.

[Hoopo]

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[quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=2911.msg32851#msg32851 date=1293208835]
He didn't have one according to old timey fire and brimstone preachers.
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So did he pee like a girl? What did those fucking Wise Men say when they got the the manger and found a boy with no dick?

And if he did have One, how often did It get erect? What did he do? Did J.C. have sperm? Were they Holy Sperm created in His Balls, capable of making another God-baby?

[dewarsrocks]

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[quote author=Hoopo link=topic=2911.msg33024#msg33024 date=1293243978]
[quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=2911.msg32851#msg32851 date=1293208835]
He didn't have one according to old timey fire and brimstone preachers.
[/quote]

So did he pee like a girl? What did those fucking Wise Men say when they got the the manger and found a boy with no dick?

And if he did have One, how often did It get erect? What did he do? Did J.C. have sperm? Were they Holy Sperm created in His Balls, capable of making another God-baby?
[/quote]

According to lore the wise men saw he had no dick and proclaimed him the son of God. They postulated that since he had no dick he must be the son of God because without a dick short of being the son of God what reason would there be to live, without a dick.

penis

[GardArmighty]

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He was hung like this:

(spread your arms out like you're getting crucified)

[Hoopo]

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An ancillary question was, if man was made in God's image, then God must have a penis too.

So another question arises: Was the Immaculate Conception a sexual experience for Mary? Was Joe in bed with her when THAT happened? And did he get aroused by his wife's Divine Conception?

[dewarsrocks]

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We're all going to hell for this thread....at Christmas of all times....you know


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