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  • Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

    Really weird. Started out as a cold on Friday with just your normal symptoms but I woke up last night to some double trouble that lasted a good 10 hours. Just terrible. PLus, Is there much worse than heaving into a commode you just shit in?

    I told my wife not to go in there today because it probably looks like a murder scene. It needed some police tape.

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    Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

    SCROOOOOGE

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      Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

      I sent you a blanket in the mail.

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        Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

        A KU Snuggie wards off all illnesses.

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          Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

          I got food poisoning last night and have been throwing up since about 3am last night. Not a good day.

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            Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

            I rarely get sick but woke up all congested with a sore throat. Usually I can hop on the treadmill and work it all out of my chest and feel better. I think I just made it worse instead. Tis the season!

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              Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

              [quote author=UB link=topic=2876.msg32319#msg32319 date=1292960974]
              I got retarded drunk last night and have been throwing up since about 3am last night. Not a good day.
              [/quote]

              FYP

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                Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

                I usually just light a barrel full of gasoline on fire. It really cures my AIDS and is also great for attracting hobos.

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                  Re: Like clockwork, I get sick this time every year

                  Use the Pennsylvania Dutch cure all for all illnesses, run your finger between your buttocks and sniff that finger.

                  Pennsylvania Dutch Medicine........SRS BSNS

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