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  • Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

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    Last edited by chemhawk; 07-08-14, 08:49 PM.

  • #2
    Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

    haha dammmmn


    I say you make her think she passed out in the middle of sex so she thinks she owes you something

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    • #3
      Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

      LMMFAO. Been there, done that with the puking wife.





      And yes, you should definitely PIITB. You deserve it for having to clean up vomit.

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      • #4
        Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

        Blow your wad in her face.

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        • #5
          Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

          do something photographable. masking tape and oxiclean could help.

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          • #6
            Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

            [quote author=chemhawk link=topic=2818.msg31684#msg31684 date=1292634324]
            [quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=2818.msg31682#msg31682 date=1292634173]
            LMMFAO. Been there, done that with the puking wife.





            And yes, you should definitely PIITB. You deserve it for having to clean up vomit.
            [/quote]

            This is why you are the best UK fan.
            [/quote]

            Muchas gracias for el complimento Senore Chem.

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            • #7
              Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

              [quote author=chemhawk link=topic=2818.msg31689#msg31689 date=1292635007]
              [quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=2818.msg31688#msg31688 date=1292634743]
              [quote author=chemhawk link=topic=2818.msg31684#msg31684 date=1292634324]
              [quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=2818.msg31682#msg31682 date=1292634173]
              LMMFAO. Been there, done that with the puking wife.





              And yes, you should definitely PIITB. You deserve it for having to clean up vomit.
              [/quote]

              I'm going to give her the Calipari. Fuck her in the ass and have it vacated.
              This is why you are the best UK fan.
              [/quote]

              Muchas gracias for el complimento Senore Chem.
              [/quote]
              [/quote]

              Ok, I loled.

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              • #8
                Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

                Goo time

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                • #9
                  Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

                  Goo in her hair. It'll stick her hair to the pillow

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                  • #10
                    Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

                    I won't say how this will end.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

                      [quote author=chemhawk link=topic=2818.msg31704#msg31704 date=1292638930]
                      I won't say how this will end.
                      [/quote]

                      Hair gel????

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                      • #12
                        Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

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                        • #13
                          Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

                          Update needed.

                          Come on, Chem. Ya gotta let us in on how things went down.

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                          • #14
                            Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

                            [quote author=chemhawk link=topic=2818.msg31794#msg31794 date=1292695518]
                            [quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=2818.msg31733#msg31733 date=1292679228]
                            Update needed.

                            Come on, Chem. Ya gotta let us in on how things went down.
                            [/quote]

                            I climbed into bed, and cuddled up next to her. She apologized for being so drunk and offered a coupon for a free BJ anytime. This morning, she noticed I cleaned up the vomit in the bathroom. I now have two coupons.

                            I'm planning on getting her fucked up once a month.
                            [/quote]

                            Couple more months and you'll be able to fill your own Super Saver.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Mrs. Chemhawk just passed out

                              But does she let you finish in the mouth?

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