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  • Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

    someone pushed away my cart whilst I was choosing an eleventy pack of toilet paper. I know this because when I returned to my cart at the aisle end, I saw it was full of the following, none of which I had chosen:

    Barbie Clothes
    Mexican Green Soda
    Stockings
    Boggle game
    Cookiesin large tin
    potato masher

    my cart, which someone presumably rode all the way to the checkout, contained the following:


    Tide with no dyes or perfumes
    OxiClean
    hugeass box o Q tips
    36 pack of Trojan ultra
    case of Coke
    masking tape

    by the time I figured out what had happened, I lost interest in being at The Target and left. consequently, my ears are filthy from the lack of Q Tips.

  • #2
    Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

    Let's see:

    Condoms
    Masking tape
    Oxi-Clean

    hmmmmm ...

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    • #3
      Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

      six stars.

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      • #4
        Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

        I like to put random stuff into the carts of people not paying attention.

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        • #5
          Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

          [quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=2817.msg31713#msg31713 date=1292642102]
          I like to put random stuff into the carts of people not paying attention.
          [/quote]

          I've done that a lot. It pisses my wide off when I do it. Now I don't get to go shopping as much anymore . Damn the bad luck.

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          • #6
            Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

            Gravy, I thought you bought your condoms by the palette at Costco, loaded onto the back of Alonzo Jr. via forklift.

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            • #7
              Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

              [quote author=WSDB link=topic=2817.msg31716#msg31716 date=1292643239]
              [quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=2817.msg31713#msg31713 date=1292642102]
              I like to put random stuff into the carts of people not paying attention.
              [/quote]

              I've done that a lot. It pisses my wide off when I do it. Now I don't get to go shopping as much anymore . Damn the bad luck.
              [/quote]

              Did you just call your wife a "wide"? Freudian slip?

              fyi....my husband used to do that all the time to me as well.....ridiculous things like 10 gallon jars of mayo. Those were the days.

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              • #8
                Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

                Putting condom bulk packs in other people's Targetwagens is one of the pure joys of living.

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                • #9
                  Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

                  [quote author=Hoopo link=topic=2817.msg31722#msg31722 date=1292649010]
                  Putting condom bulk packs in other people's Targetwagens is one of the pure joys of living.
                  [/quote]

                  They have to be Magnums.

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