Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

[gravyshanks]

someone pushed away my cart whilst I was choosing an eleventy pack of toilet paper. I know this because when I returned to my cart at the aisle end, I saw it was full of the following, none of which I had chosen:

Barbie Clothes
Mexican Green Soda
Stockings
Boggle game
Cookiesin large tin
potato masher

my cart, which someone presumably rode all the way to the checkout, contained the following:


Tide with no dyes or perfumes
OxiClean
hugeass box o Q tips
36 pack of Trojan ultra
case of Coke
masking tape

by the time I figured out what had happened, I lost interest in being at The Target and left. consequently, my ears are filthy from the lack of Q Tips.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

Let's see:

Condoms
Masking tape
Oxi-Clean

hmmmmm ...

[gravyshanks]

Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

six stars.

[dewarsrocks]

Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

I like to put random stuff into the carts of people not paying attention.

[WhiteSuxDirtyBirds]

Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

[quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=2817.msg31713#msg31713 date=1292642102]
I like to put random stuff into the carts of people not paying attention.
[/quote]

I've done that a lot. It pisses my wide off when I do it. Now I don't get to go shopping as much anymore . Damn the bad luck.

[GardArmighty]

Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

Gravy, I thought you bought your condoms by the palette at Costco, loaded onto the back of Alonzo Jr. via forklift.

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

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[quote author=WSDB link=topic=2817.msg31716#msg31716 date=1292643239]
[quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=2817.msg31713#msg31713 date=1292642102]
I like to put random stuff into the carts of people not paying attention.
[/quote]

I've done that a lot. It pisses my wide off when I do it. Now I don't get to go shopping as much anymore . Damn the bad luck.
[/quote]

Did you just call your wife a "wide"? Freudian slip?

fyi....my husband used to do that all the time to me as well.....ridiculous things like 10 gallon jars of mayo. Those were the days.

[Hoopo]

Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

Putting condom bulk packs in other people's Targetwagens is one of the pure joys of living.

[Milo]

Re: Ever Pushed Around the Wrong Cart at The Target?

[quote author=Hoopo link=topic=2817.msg31722#msg31722 date=1292649010]
Putting condom bulk packs in other people's Targetwagens is one of the pure joys of living.
[/quote]

They have to be Magnums.