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  • in 5 words or less

    describe your most recent poop, or for the ladies your most recent orgasm.


    allow me to start:

    perfectly double tapered

  • #2
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    magnificent metamucil formed winner

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    • #3
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      the opposite of the above

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      • #4
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        Once upon a time......

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        • #5
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          just like an orgasm.

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          • #6
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            enfuego

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            • #7
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              Well I say god damn!!!

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              • #8
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                Great timing of this topic. On Tuesday, I had my first colonoscopy up at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. So after braving -7F weather, I can describe my last poop (post prep) as:

                MINNESOTA MUDSLIDE!

                And I have three words to spare!

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                • #9
                  in 5 words or less

                  [quote author=Hüpshüter link=topic=2732.msg31015#msg31015 date=1292504742]
                  Great timing of this topic. On Tuesday, I had my first colonoscopy up at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. So after braving -7F weather, I can describe my last poop (post prep) as:

                  MINNESOTA MUDSLIDE!

                  And I have three words to spare!
                  [/quote]

                  You're not doing it right...

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                  • #10
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                    Dark Victory

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                    • #11
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                      Foamy, consistency of Orange Julius.

                      Stomach flu, FTL.

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                      • #12
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                        [quote author=Hüpshüter link=topic=2732.msg31015#msg31015 date=1292504742]
                        Great timing of this topic. On Tuesday, I had my first colonoscopy up at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. So after braving -7F weather, I can describe my last poop (post prep) as:

                        MINNESOTA MUDSLIDE!

                        And I have three words to spare!
                        [/quote]

                        WTF. You should have come up to the cities.

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                        • #13
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                          [quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=2732.msg31021#msg31021 date=1292507936]
                          [quote author=Hüpshüter link=topic=2732.msg31015#msg31015 date=1292504742]
                          Great timing of this topic. On Tuesday, I had my first colonoscopy up at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. So after braving -7F weather, I can describe my last poop (post prep) as:

                          MINNESOTA MUDSLIDE!

                          And I have three words to spare!
                          [/quote]

                          WTF. You should have come up to the cities.
                          [/quote]

                          I would have if I wouldn't have needed to stay within 15 feet of a toilet at all times.

                          And to be more specific, what began as a Minnesota Mudslide morphed into a Minnesota Waterfall...

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                          • #14
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                            smooth as silk, nutty finish

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                            • #15
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                              Piecemeal logs; they're ploppy bricks.

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