Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

[Joe Norris]

What the fuck do you do?

[TheShocker]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

6 straight hours of masturbation.


And Spangles. Duh.

[ono]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

Kill Fred Phelps
Eat Oklahoma Joes
Beg hot wimmenz for attention
Break into AFH to shoot around
Then drink heavily and chat in WtW until the end

[TheShocker]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

Seriously though, I'd probably say goodbye to my loved ones and then I'd go on some sort of rampage like burning down a WalMart. A high-speed police chase would be a great way to finish things out.

[Oobers]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

Would you know how you died and the exact second?

What if you jumped off a cliff and timed it so you died in midair...midair death ftw.

[KingofCarrotFlowers]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

Your mom (if she's within a 5.5 hour drive)

[IceHawkE]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

Definitely kill Fred Phelps first assuming I can get to him in an hour or less. Then assuming I have some ganga, get thoroughly high and eat a filet mignon, lobster, and mashed potatoes and some fine wine. Eat a piece of pecan pie. More ganga, then some Talisker single malt until the end.

[thedeerehunter]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

[quote author=Joe Norris link=topic=2643.msg30031#msg30031 date=1292020756]
What the fuck do you do?
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Anything that moves.

[Guest]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

Go with my wife to the Inn at Spanish Bay, buy several bottles of the most expensive wine that they have, sit by one of the fire pits and enjoy my final hours talking with her, watching the ocean and listening to the bagpiper as the sun sets.

If I can't make it to Spanish Bay, I'm stealing a cop car and leading a high speed chase through the mall - a la The Blues Brothers - I've always wanted to do that.

It also might be fun to knock off a bank in broad daylight, guns blazing, just to see what it feels like...hell, I've got six hours...I'm drinking some expensive ass wine, robbing a bank, then stealing the cop car and heading to the mall.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

1. Pull life savings.
2. Hire high end escort and try things I haven't had the stones to ask a girlfriend to do.
3. Record good bye video to friends and family.
4. Make it rain at a college bar.
5. Eat an amazing cajun meal with some George Dickel.
6. Run out at live sporting event butt naked and die right as they catch me. It would probably grab a few headlines.

[dewarsrocks]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

Not sure what I'd do the first 5 3/4 hours but at the end I'd go to my mother in laws house for dinner. I'd take a bite of her cooking, say "This food is going to kill me....." and drop dead.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Re: Let's say you know you're going to die in 6 hours

[quote author=dewarsrocks link=topic=2643.msg30097#msg30097 date=1292081869]
Not sure what I'd do the first 5 3/4 hours but at the end I'd go to my mother in laws house for dinner. I'd take a bite of her cooking, say "This food is going to kill me....." and drop dead.
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Winner.