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  • The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

    Perhaps I'll have a chance to swim offshore and make love to a porpoise finally; PIITB (Put It In The Blowhole). Last time I was down here I got oh so close to touching one. My dream may soon be realized.

    :tanno:

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    Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

    Happy interspecies fucking, Jefe!

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    • #3
      Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

      I am SURE Hallmark has a card for this.

      Ummm.....good luck?

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      • #4
        Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

        Sorry Jefe, that schtick has already been schticked.

        SFW

        http://wetgoddess.net/

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        • #5
          Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

          I hope the Coast Guard detains you for the weekend.
          Currently 19 goddamned degrees here.
          Couple a hundred jellyfish stings would also work.

          Greetings from the heartland.
          :dirtybird:

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          • #6
            Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

            Maybe you'll get deported and can go bang porpoises all the time.

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            • #7
              Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

              I love youse guise, too. :dirtybird:

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              • #8
                Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

                So did you get raped by a male porpoise?

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                • #9
                  Re: The high tomorrow is going to be 81.

                  Did you slip it in Flipper?

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                  • #10
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                    This may just be wild conjecture on my part, but I would like to think that Jefe's absence tonight is due to the fact that he is porking the porpoise now.

                    It's either that or his sister's wedding. My money is on the porpoise, though.

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