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    ...I haven't heard anything too out of the ordinary...but I bet hoopo has


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  • #2
    Re: Weirdest thing you've been told after secks

    During with a random, I've been told "stop for a sec..."

    When I asked why, she responded:

    "I've had a lot of secks lately."

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    • #3
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      Wrong hole. :wow: oops. :piitb: haha it was just too easy.

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      • #4
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        The time the chick told me my member was twice as long as ElJefe's.

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        • #5
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          What is 0 times 2?

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          • #6
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            First thing that comes to mind was four or five years ago at a campground with a few hundred wild friends. There was an auction, and in that auction I was the sixth and final winner of six VIP tickets for a martini party under the warm summer stars. Little did I realize my Gold VIP ticket entitled me to a free massage and my pick of some fun-loving girls. I picked out two and eventually abandoned one for the other, who came back to my tent. We didn't make it to the tent, stopping in the grassy parking area to consummate for a few minutes. Then made it to the tent. After 45 minutes this girl scampered out of my tent saying, over and over, her phone number, trying to drill it into my head.

            I took that as a compliment.

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            • #7
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              [quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=2240.msg25227#msg25227 date=1290035554]
              The time the chick told me my member was twice as long as ElJefe's.
              [/quote]

              Your dick is two miles long?!?!

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              • #8
                Re: Weirdest thing you've been told after secks

                [quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=2240.msg25264#msg25264 date=1290040219]
                [quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=2240.msg25227#msg25227 date=1290035554]
                The time the chick told me my member was twice as long as ElJefe's.
                [/quote]

                Your dick is two miles long?!?!
                [/quote]
                :facepalm

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                • #9
                  Re: Weirdest thing you've been told after secks

                  "you're the guy from pearl jam, right?"

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                  • #10
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                    "Now I want to lick my c$# off your dick"....... kind of scared the bejesus out of me

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                    • #11
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                      [quote author=LeonMarmaduke link=topic=2240.msg25305#msg25305 date=1290045721]
                      "Now I want to lick my c$# off your dick"....... kind of scared the bejesus out of me
                      [/quote]

                      Sorry about that.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Weirdest thing you've been told after secks

                        Your sister was better. I really wish my father wouldn't rank his children.

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                        • #13
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                          Don't worry, it's not pee.

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                          • #14
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                            "How do you get your pants on every day?"

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                            • #15
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                              [quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=2240.msg25227#msg25227 date=1290035554]
                              The time the chick told me my member was twice as long as her dads.
                              [/quote]

                              FYP

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