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Freshman year, 2004 3South McCollum (law and order noise)
I opted for the potluck roomie rather than trying to live with my best buddy from high school...wanted to meet people rather than hang with my HS crowd...well, I probably would have been better off living with my best friend
I got stuck with the dirtiest mother fucker you've ever seen...deep down he was a nice guy, but he was just the dirtiest piece of trash you'd ever meet.
First off, the guy had a mustache...wrapped over his lip into his mouth...secondly, he didn't bring a towel or a toothbrush, so he didn't shower and he didn't brush his teeth...saving grace was he went home to work as pizza hut delivery man every weekend...so, giving him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he went home and cleaned up on the weekends
Next, the dude was obsessed with the Online Final Fantasy game...11 or 12, can't remember...not knocking that stuff, cause I love the series, but I'd leave at 8:30 for class and come back at 2:30 and he wouldn't have moved....I remember one time I asked him what the deal was and he said, "oh. I forgot to look at the clock" ok....awesome
Lastly, the guy pretty much literally brought nothing to share...I did pretty well at my job in HS and made decent money, so I brought a 27" flat SCREEN (not panel, the thing was a beast), sound system, ps2, xbox, fridge, tv stand, etc....this guy brought a microwave from the 60's....think, 5 minutes to pop a bag of popcorn
Ah, the true last story....at one point Roommate was leaning back and the back of his chair broke...prompting him to have his mom and dad get him a new office chair...all well and good...then he realized that the box would work well as a TRASH CAN..he threw everything in there for about two months until it was full...then refused to take it out....got one of my friends to help me take it to the dumpster...right before we got there, apparently the bottom was wet cause it ripped out and spilled everywhere....disgusting
About spring break a POS on the hall got evicted for pulling a fire alarm and peeing in the water fountain, so I moved in with his roommate
All in all, a good experience for stories, but it was an interesting time in my life
Now, share with us your stories
Freshman year, 2004 3South McCollum (law and order noise)
I opted for the potluck roomie rather than trying to live with my best buddy from high school...wanted to meet people rather than hang with my HS crowd...well, I probably would have been better off living with my best friend
I got stuck with the dirtiest mother fucker you've ever seen...deep down he was a nice guy, but he was just the dirtiest piece of trash you'd ever meet.
First off, the guy had a mustache...wrapped over his lip into his mouth...secondly, he didn't bring a towel or a toothbrush, so he didn't shower and he didn't brush his teeth...saving grace was he went home to work as pizza hut delivery man every weekend...so, giving him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he went home and cleaned up on the weekends
Next, the dude was obsessed with the Online Final Fantasy game...11 or 12, can't remember...not knocking that stuff, cause I love the series, but I'd leave at 8:30 for class and come back at 2:30 and he wouldn't have moved....I remember one time I asked him what the deal was and he said, "oh. I forgot to look at the clock" ok....awesome
Lastly, the guy pretty much literally brought nothing to share...I did pretty well at my job in HS and made decent money, so I brought a 27" flat SCREEN (not panel, the thing was a beast), sound system, ps2, xbox, fridge, tv stand, etc....this guy brought a microwave from the 60's....think, 5 minutes to pop a bag of popcorn
Ah, the true last story....at one point Roommate was leaning back and the back of his chair broke...prompting him to have his mom and dad get him a new office chair...all well and good...then he realized that the box would work well as a TRASH CAN..he threw everything in there for about two months until it was full...then refused to take it out....got one of my friends to help me take it to the dumpster...right before we got there, apparently the bottom was wet cause it ripped out and spilled everywhere....disgusting
About spring break a POS on the hall got evicted for pulling a fire alarm and peeing in the water fountain, so I moved in with his roommate
All in all, a good experience for stories, but it was an interesting time in my life
Now, share with us your stories
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