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  • I invented time travel.....

    You get to go back and do one thing...wtf is it?

    I'm going to go back with an iPhone...start my own company

    and call it a JoePhone...it will be magnificent

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    I would warn KU Administration about how much Turner Gill was gonna suck.

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    • #3
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      ^^^^

      Taking one for the team....I like it....I'll give you some of my earnings

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      • #4
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        one idea....I would take the Biff from Back to the Future approach and give my younger self a magazine or book full of sports scores for the future.

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        • #5
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          I'm a Jayhawk through and through. The rest of you are selfish bastards.

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          • #6
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            Ummm....I'd go all T.Boone on KU

            don't be so judgemental, guy


            *fires up banhammer*

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            • #7
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              What will you do when you iPhone, err Joe phone, runs out of power?

              And how will you reproduce all the software and circuitry inside?

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              • #8
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                I will have the best and the brightest come join me to reproduce it

                and I'll dress it up as a treat for them to figure it out...I've thought this through...duh


                probably would be easier to just go back and invest in their IPO...but I like a challenge

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                • #9
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                  well if you started a cell phone company in the past, you wouldn't have gone down the time invention path, and thus you never would have gone into the past to start your cell phone company, and you life would still be the same as it is today. It's a cruel bitch.

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                  • #10
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                    You people have NO IMAGINATION!

                    I'm taking my ball and going home

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                    • #11
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                      Assuming you can go back: Bring back the polio, influenza, anthrax and small pox vaccines to 1880 or so. Sell my elixirs to a few companies and put the money in the bank for myself in the future.

                      Assuming you can go forward: Go to the future and 'discover' the cure for cancer, AIDS, etc. Seems altruistic enough and it would make me stinking rich regardless.

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                      • #12
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                        I'd go back and render EDF's parents unable to reproduce.

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