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    I'm more of a stoic lover and am generally cognizant of what I say. Any of you said anything of note? Your lover ever let any nuggets of comedy gold slip?

    One of my weirdest was when I was receiving a drunken beejer.... "Scoot down, I want to look at my balls." I didn't really remember until I was reminded later.

    I'm a really poor lover.

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    m-m-m-mudsliiiide.

    I'm serious.

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    • #3
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      I wanna lick your brownie maker

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      • #4
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        the wrong name

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        • #5
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          not that I've muttered but my HS prom date called me the wrong name, as in "eat my pussy, so and so". I had her do a mic check and continued.

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          • #6
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            "Let's get married."

            Luckily she didn't take me seriously. (I was.)

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              [quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1860.msg20636#msg20636 date=1288626929]
              m-m-m-mudsliiiide.

              I'm serious.
              [/quote]

              You banged TheShocker? :piitb:

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              • #8
                Re: Funniest thing you've muttered during secks

                [quote author=The42FootLongSchlong link=topic=1860.msg20686#msg20686 date=1288635250]
                [quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1860.msg20636#msg20636 date=1288626929]
                m-m-m-mudsliiiide.

                I'm serious.
                [/quote]

                You banged TheShocker? :piitb:
                [/quote]

                No, but she did grow up on a farm near Manhattan. I stole the idea from the Free-4-all. She wasn't amused.

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                • #9
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                  "Can you hurry this up so I can update the chatters? Ok, thanks."




                  (I'm kidding)

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                  • #10
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                    we all know you were most likely chatting during coitus.

                    [quote author=samandbendrivemetodrink link=topic=1860.msg20710#msg20710 date=1288637636]
                    "Can you hurry this up so I can update the chatters? Ok, thanks."




                    (I'm kidding)
                    [/quote]

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                    • #11
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                      [quote author=sweaterbydarwin link=topic=1860.msg20720#msg20720 date=1288639288]
                      we all know you were most likely chatting during coitus.

                      [quote author=samandbendrivemetodrink link=topic=1860.msg20710#msg20710 date=1288637636]
                      "Can you hurry this up so I can update the chatters? Ok, thanks."




                      (I'm kidding)
                      [/quote]
                      [/quote]

                      Yep. Only question is...on top or from behind while posting?

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                      • #12
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                        One drunken night I said to my girlfriend, "I love you and I'm not just saying that because my dick is in you."

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                        • #13
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                          Ive said the wrong name a few times. I was able to play it off as I caught myself halfway through the name and changed it to some random word that confused them.

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                          • #14
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                            "I'm not really wearing a condom."

                            She got a kick out of that one.

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                            • #15
                              Funniest thing you've muttered during secks

                              I'll go longer later. She wasn't nearly as amused as I was.


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