Funniest thing you've muttered during secks

[blackPHOGmoan]

I'm more of a stoic lover and am generally cognizant of what I say. Any of you said anything of note? Your lover ever let any nuggets of comedy gold slip?

One of my weirdest was when I was receiving a drunken beejer.... "Scoot down, I want to look at my balls." I didn't really remember until I was reminded later.

I'm a really poor lover.

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

Re: Funniest thing you've muttered during secks

m-m-m-mudsliiiide.

I'm serious.

[blackPHOGmoan]

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I wanna lick your brownie maker

[Joe Norris]

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the wrong name

[sweaterbydarwin]

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not that I've muttered but my HS prom date called me the wrong name, as in "eat my pussy, so and so". I had her do a mic check and continued.

[Hoopo]

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"Let's get married."

Luckily she didn't take me seriously. (I was.)

[The42Yardstick]

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[quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1860.msg20636#msg20636 date=1288626929]
m-m-m-mudsliiiide.

I'm serious.
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You banged TheShocker? :piitb:

[RandytheHelpfulPineapple]

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[quote author=The42FootLongSchlong link=topic=1860.msg20686#msg20686 date=1288635250]
[quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1860.msg20636#msg20636 date=1288626929]
m-m-m-mudsliiiide.

I'm serious.
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You banged TheShocker? :piitb:
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No, but she did grow up on a farm near Manhattan. I stole the idea from the Free-4-all. She wasn't amused.

[samandbendrivemetodrink]

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"Can you hurry this up so I can update the chatters? Ok, thanks."




(I'm kidding)

[sweaterbydarwin]

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we all know you were most likely chatting during coitus.

[quote author=samandbendrivemetodrink link=topic=1860.msg20710#msg20710 date=1288637636]
"Can you hurry this up so I can update the chatters? Ok, thanks."




(I'm kidding)
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[dominatindj11]

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[quote author=sweaterbydarwin link=topic=1860.msg20720#msg20720 date=1288639288]
we all know you were most likely chatting during coitus.

[quote author=samandbendrivemetodrink link=topic=1860.msg20710#msg20710 date=1288637636]
"Can you hurry this up so I can update the chatters? Ok, thanks."




(I'm kidding)
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Yep. Only question is...on top or from behind while posting?

[FarmerBob]

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One drunken night I said to my girlfriend, "I love you and I'm not just saying that because my dick is in you."

[KVN638]

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Ive said the wrong name a few times. I was able to play it off as I caught myself halfway through the name and changed it to some random word that confused them.

[ElJefe58]

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"I'm not really wearing a condom."

She got a kick out of that one.

[illinijhawk]

Funniest thing you've muttered during secks

I'll go longer later. She wasn't nearly as amused as I was.


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