So I was taking a dump at work

[blackPHOGmoan]

and in walked the cleaning lady, yellow trash bin in tow. We had a good convo while I was washing up but unfortunately she wasn't bangable. Quite trollish and obviously put off by my stank aroma.

Will it be awkward next time I see her? :piitb: :piitb: :nod:

[Milo]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

Your own brew is always better than someone elses. I wouldn't hold it against her.

[enfuego]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

I have a client that has two of the hottest female illegals working as cleaning crew. They can walk in on me anytime. In fact, I'd offer to have their fantasies fulfilled by letting either one of them hold my dong at the urinal.

[Joe Norris]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

:pics

[Hoopo]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

[quote author=enfuego link=topic=1816.msg19967#msg19967 date=1288368934]
I have a client that has two of the hottest female illegals working as cleaning crew. They can walk in on me anytime. In fact, I'd offer to have their fantasies fulfilled by letting either one of them hold my dong at the urinal.
[/quote]

What is "dong" in Espanol?

[blackPHOGmoan]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

[quote author=Hoopo link=topic=1816.msg19971#msg19971 date=1288369499]
[quote author=enfuego link=topic=1816.msg19967#msg19967 date=1288368934]
I have a client that has two of the hottest female illegals working as cleaning crew. They can walk in on me anytime. In fact, I'd offer to have their fantasies fulfilled by letting either one of them hold my dong at the urinal.
[/quote]

What is "dong" in Espanol?
[/quote]

penis.

[thedeerehunter]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

[quote author=Hoopo link=topic=1816.msg19971#msg19971 date=1288369499]
[quote author=enfuego link=topic=1816.msg19967#msg19967 date=1288368934]
I have a client that has two of the hottest female illegals working as cleaning crew. They can walk in on me anytime. In fact, I'd offer to have their fantasies fulfilled by letting either one of them hold my dong at the urinal.
[/quote]

What is "dong" in Espanol?
[/quote]

enfuego

[enfuego]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

[quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=1816.msg19979#msg19979 date=1288371629]
[quote author=Hoopo link=topic=1816.msg19971#msg19971 date=1288369499]
[quote author=enfuego link=topic=1816.msg19967#msg19967 date=1288368934]
I have a client that has two of the hottest female illegals working as cleaning crew. They can walk in on me anytime. In fact, I'd offer to have their fantasies fulfilled by letting either one of them hold my dong at the urinal.
[/quote]

What is "dong" in Espanol?
[/quote]

enfuego
[/quote]

Well played.

Depends on dialect, I suppose. In PR the slang is "bicho." However that word in Mexico means "insect."

[Joe Norris]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

I'll say it again...you're way too tolerable to be the actual enfuego


WHO ARE YOU?!

[Hoopo]

Re: So I was taking a dump at work

[quote author=enfuego link=topic=1816.msg19980#msg19980 date=1288372161]
[quote author=thedeerehunter link=topic=1816.msg19979#msg19979 date=1288371629]
[quote author=Hoopo link=topic=1816.msg19971#msg19971 date=1288369499]
[quote author=enfuego link=topic=1816.msg19967#msg19967 date=1288368934]
I have a client that has two of the hottest female illegals working as cleaning crew. They can walk in on me anytime. In fact, I'd offer to have their fantasies fulfilled by letting either one of them hold my dong at the urinal.
[/quote]

What is "dong" in Espanol?
[/quote]

enfuego
[/quote]

Well played.

Depends on dialect, I suppose. In PR the slang is "bicho." However that word in Mexico means "insect."
[/quote]

This is inherently humorous, especially to someone living in central Florida, which has a huge Rican population.