Funny Tweets

[NoPantsChico]

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Reminds me of an old Mitch Hedberg line: "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

[GardArmighty]

I miss Mitch.

[GardArmighty]

[GardArmighty]

[KUGDI]

It’s the Starship Enterprise!!!!

[KUGDI]

What are you all using this abundance of zip ties for? What life hack am I missing?

I just zip tied a dog poop bag dispenser with a roll of bags to a neighbor’s mailbox since she strangely never seems to have them on her when she leaves her house. Now they’re within easy reach!

[NoPantsChico]

[GardArmighty]

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[JayhawkLifer]

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[WolfShirtSophomore]

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I'd actually watch that.

[GardArmighty]

Even Joe Exotic now realizes he was being played like a lot of Trump fans.

[JayhawkLifer]

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[WolfShirtSophomore]

Even Joe Exotic now realizes he was being played like a lot of Trump fans.

How the fuck does an inmate have the ability to post to twitter?

[LARPHawk]

How the fuck does an inmate have the ability to post to twitter?

Cell phones are common in prisons afaik.

The prices charged to contact prisoners legally are unconscionable. Classic example of our system’s weakness against corporate rent-seekers.

[GardArmighty]