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  • Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

    have two distinct streams of piss going in two different directions and think, WTF?

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    Re: Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

    [quote author=Jhawk2001 link=topic=1702.msg18557#msg18557 date=1287967831]
    have two distinct streams of piss going in two different directions and think, WTF?
    [/quote]

    I don't think "WTF" but there is that moment of panic where I can't decide which stream to go with. You want to minimize cleanup here.

    Anyway, the reason that happens is because you fell asleep right after cranking one out.

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      Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

      [quote author=Protist link=topic=1702.msg18581#msg18581 date=1287970942]
      [quote author=Jhawk2001 link=topic=1702.msg18557#msg18557 date=1287967831]
      have two distinct streams of piss going in two different directions and think, WTF?
      [/quote]

      I don't think "WTF" but there is that moment of panic where I can't decide which stream to go with. You want to minimize cleanup here.

      Anyway, the reason that happens is because you fell asleep right after cranking one out.
      [/quote]

      This explains my dual stream this morning. Thanks Doc!

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      • #4
        Re: Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

        Well, for what ever reason it happens, today I guessed the wrong stream.

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          Re: Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

          [quote author=Jhawk2001 link=topic=1702.msg18586#msg18586 date=1287977544]
          Well, for what ever reason it happens, today I guessed the wrong stream.
          [/quote]

          Did you piss all over our apartment bathroom?

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          • #6
            Re: Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

            Sometimes, when I'm really pissed about something (pun intended) and I have to urinate whilst still upset, I'm able to piss in two urinals at once.

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            • #7
              Re: Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

              Sometimes I have to do a handstand to take a piss in the morning.

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              • #8
                Re: Do you ever stand at the toilet to pee and

                'Snake-piss'. Protist is right-- it happens if you're changing gears too quickly after coitis.

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