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  • Do you like movies about gladiators?

    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

    Has anyone ever watched Zero Hour

    vs.

    Airplane!

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    I had no idea that Airplane was a spoof on an older film. I'd never heard of Zero Hour before. Some of the other jokes make sense now.

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    • #3
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      Yeah, it's pretty funny how many of the lines came directly from Zero Hour. I haven't seen it all the way through, but I've seen part of it. Also, the commentary on the Airplane DVD talks about it quite a bit.

      Airplane! is one of my all-time favorites...maybe not a top 10, but one that I quote all of the time.

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        Its like they didn't even have to write most of it, the original was so over the top. I thought it awesome.

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          Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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          • #6
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            Bump for Dr. Rumack

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            • #7
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              Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
              Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
              Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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                Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
                Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
                Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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                • #9
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                  Rumack: Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip.
                  Ted Striker: George Zip said that?
                  Rumack: The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
                  Ted Striker: Excuse me doc, I got a plane to land.

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                    Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
                    Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
                    Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
                    Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
                    Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
                    Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
                    Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

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                      Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
                      Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
                      Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
                      Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
                      Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
                      Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
                      Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

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                      • #12
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                        Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
                        Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
                        Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

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                          [an epidemic of food poisoning is sweeping the plane]
                          Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
                          Rumack: I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

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                            Rumack: The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

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                              Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
                              Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
                              Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!

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