Break-Up Lines

[Joe Norris]

Courtesy of Demetri Martin:

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed movie 'Other People'?

Cause that's what I want to see


Is someone following you?

Cause I've been seeing people behind your back


I've never seen an angel flying so close to the ground....

Maybe that's because this angel has put on a few pounds since we started dating


Are your feet tired?

Cause you've been stomping on my dreams for awhile now.


That sweater looks good on you......so would my friend, Dave


Is it hot in here? Or is it just you suffocating me in this relationship

[Jayhawker]

Re: Break-Up Lines

These would have been awesome to have for my last break up.