Amirite?
They just delayed a 5:30 am flight from Minneapolis to Milwaukee three hours because a flight attendant(!) is sick. Jfc, just give me a skirt and a script for the safety shit and ill serve some drinks and get us in the fucking air. I didn't wake up at three in the goddamn morning for this shit. Hell, ill fly the fucking plane. I used to play flight simulator all the time and had a stunningly successful 40% non-crash rate. honestly I'd rather just put on my amish pants and ride horse-and-buggy style. Fuck you Midwest, and fuck you Thomas the tank engine for not having trains from Minneapolis to Kansas City. You smug son of a bitch.
They just delayed a 5:30 am flight from Minneapolis to Milwaukee three hours because a flight attendant(!) is sick. Jfc, just give me a skirt and a script for the safety shit and ill serve some drinks and get us in the fucking air. I didn't wake up at three in the goddamn morning for this shit. Hell, ill fly the fucking plane. I used to play flight simulator all the time and had a stunningly successful 40% non-crash rate. honestly I'd rather just put on my amish pants and ride horse-and-buggy style. Fuck you Midwest, and fuck you Thomas the tank engine for not having trains from Minneapolis to Kansas City. You smug son of a bitch.
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