Lets say you come across a gorilla....

[TheShocker]

This board really needs a "gorilla raping an old man" emoticon.

[sweaterbydarwin]

Re: Lets say you come across a gorilla....

kill the old man. who could live the shame. :'(

[ICThawk]

Re: Lets say you come across a gorilla....

"Kill the old man and then attack the gorilla, all whilst masturbating" is the obvious answer. Anyone who votes otherwise is lying to themselves.

[ElJefe58]

Re: Lets say you come across a gorilla....

Masturbate. In fact, my instinct in any potentially dangerous situation is to drop trou and masturbate furiously.

[TheShocker]

Re: Lets say you come across a gorilla....

[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=1218.msg13029#msg13029 date=1285181167]
Masturbate. In fact, my instinct in any potentially dangerous situation is to drop trou and masturbate furiously.
[/quote]


Is there any other kind of masturbation?

[pieces of eight]

Re: Lets say you come across a gorilla....

[quote author=TheShocker link=topic=1218.msg13040#msg13040 date=1285183179]
[quote author=ElJefe58 link=topic=1218.msg13029#msg13029 date=1285181167]
Masturbate. In fact, my instinct in any potentially dangerous situation is to drop trou and masturbate furiously.
[/quote]


Is there any other kind of masturbation?
[/quote]

I thought hard about that, and then began to masturbate furiously.