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    Has been hanging out with my wife's cat? The last two days he won't eat, can't make a noise, she takes him to the vet emergency room today and he has a herpes infection on his tongue.

    Jefe, I'm looking in your direction. I'm sending you the bill.

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    Jefe.... have you been tested since "the rake"? May be in inadvertently be passing on VD!

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      How do you think your cat got the Herp? I'd be concerned if I had a Herpes cat in my house.

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        I hate cats, but my parents used to have one, and it would like my dads face when he slept. Just sayin.... Chin Herpes is a possibility for you!

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            I don't know if I should be telling you guys this, but when my wife's other cat was a kitten I woke up to him licking my nipples. Talk about disgusting. I somehow see myself as the subject of a ghetto MS paint now.

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              [quote author=Jhawk2001 link=topic=1173.msg12576#msg12576 date=1284935886]
              I don't know if I should be telling you guys this, but when my wife's other cat was a kitten I woke up to him licking my nipples. Talk about disgusting. I somehow see myself as the subject of a ghetto MS paint now.
              [/quote]

              You'd be correct:

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                Re: Which one of you perverts

                You even got the cat's color right. :mexican

                Patient Zero of the Herp outbreak??

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