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[quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1118.msg11820#msg11820 date=1284664210]
Someone needs to post a spoof of his rant on the front page.
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I don’t normally get involved in this type of discussion, but feel the need to address the issue. There is an individual that posts on another site, which was actually cool before I decided to move on (or get banned, whatever), that absolutely loves to run his mouth. Now, most of the time he’ll post under the name RonPrince and post nothing but lies and BS.
If you don’t exactly know who I speak of, then reread the first paragraph you fucktard. I gave you his fucking screen name and everything. Anyway, if after re-reading the first paragraph you still don't exactly who I speak of then go shoot yourself because you're too stupid to live. If you can't figure out how to shoot yourself, then it's the dude with the big wallet, huge junk and fat head who now practices his craft in the Circle City.
Problem is, the Colts were never ready for his awesomeness and still weren't accustomed to his huge junk by the time Houston came to town, but we all know how that turned out.
Lastly, according to said individual, or his alter ego (RonPrince . . . there, I said it again, now do you know who the fuck I'm talking about?), I’ve managed to make a name for myself at WavingTheWheat for the last 10 days (or pretty close) by claiming to have bigger junk than him. Well, at least bigger junk than enfuego. Apparently, I monitor his hugejunkawesomecoach.com page all day just to get the latest scoop on his hugejunk.
Yep, instead of using penis pumps and and taking Extenz, I pull-up his hugejunkawesomecoach page and hit refresh every couple of minutes to get the very latest on his huge junk. Every inch I've got in my pants and described for you has been secretly stolen from RonPrince. All the veins, all the pubes, all the scheduled stops, etc, has all come from somebody else……
NOT!!!!
Ladies and Gentleman, I’ve had huge junk for close to 7-8 years. I think its reputation speaks for itself, and I think we can all agree that not many people out there have as big of junk or as hard of junk as me.
Again, I feel very dirty, but strangely turned on, after writing this. I hate to get involved in these types of battles, but after several years of keeping quiet, it was time. If RonPrince ever wants to compare junk sizes, I'm ready to drop trou.
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