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We all have them. I happen to live in the Twilight Zone right now. A few weeks ago, I had my cable cut by some workers and consequently, the new cable is lying across the back fence waiting to be buried. You know how it works. Anyway, it's taken much longer that we expected to bury it and we were wondering what the deal was. Turns out, when the Cox guy asked for access to my neighbors backyard to bury about 2 feet of cable the neighbor told the repairman that the only way they're getting into his backyard is at gunpoint. Thus, the sheriff had to escort the repairman this morning to bury it. What a fucktard.
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Ugh....I lived next to an anal retentive WHORE police dispatcher
We were college kids
She had the PD on speed dial
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Neighbor had a window AC unit that was bolted in to the side of his house. He couldn't unbolt it, so he tied a chain to it and his pick up truck.
Unfortunately I did not get pictures of the aftermath.Comment
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Oh, lord. That's awesome.
[quote author=Saulbadguy link=topic=1090.msg11459#msg11459 date=1284568971]
Neighbor had a window AC unit that was bolted in to the side of his house. He couldn't unbolt it, so he tied a chain to it and his pick up truck.
Unfortunately I did not get pictures of the aftermath.
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I once lived next door to the "shy single girl that suffers from ugly duckling syndrome" that you see in the movies. She was crazy attractive in the bookworm kinda way. Always throwing out smiles and little hello's that sent me through the roof. HOWEVER, she had the CRAZIEST freaking dog. Thing would NEVER shut up, and it wasn't a little dog. was a freaking bull mastif that barked constantly. Even though I seriously had the hots for her, I had to move because of the dog. Couldn't handle it.Comment
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[quote author=Saulbadguy link=topic=1090.msg11459#msg11459 date=1284568971]
Neighbor had a window AC unit that was bolted in to the side of his house. He couldn't unbolt it, so he tied a chain to it and his pick up truck.
Unfortunately I did not get pictures of the aftermath.
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Sometimes the best stories happen in trailer parks. :PComment
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[quote author=ICThawk link=topic=1090.msg11482#msg11482 date=1284572575]
I once lived next door to the "shy single girl that suffers from ugly duckling syndrome" that you see in the movies. She was crazy attractive in the bookworm kinda way. Always throwing out smiles and little hello's that sent me through the roof. HOWEVER, she had the CRAZIEST freaking dog. Thing would NEVER shut up, and it wasn't a little dog. was a freaking bull mastif that barked constantly. Even though I seriously had the hots for her, I had to move because of the dog. Couldn't handle it.
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When I lived at hightpoint. I got up for class one early morning and walked out to see clothes scattered all over the back lawn area. I came home from class and see 3 cops talkign to a girl crying. Her ex boyfriend climbed up the building to her porch, broke in and threw her shit all over the lawn area.Comment
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Hey 42... go F yourself!Comment
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[quote author=T42YS link=topic=1090.msg11537#msg11537 date=1284578033]
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Hey 42... go F yourself!
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