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  • CStop
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    [quote author=ICThawk link=topic=1066.msg11209#msg11209 date=1284489309]
    I am officially divorced as of today.... as a legally single man. What should I put on my To Do list for the rest of this year? :popcorn

    Everything that can realisticly be done I will do and relay back to the Oread


    1. Sell my Camera / Trade it for Favors
    2. Tailgate with Joe Norris
    3. Get my own season BBall tickets
    4. Crush lots of ass
    5. Month of Self Destruction
    6. Begin Yoga, to one day S own D
    7. Leave all you losers behind
    8. Sleep with Marty Schottenheimer

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    It don't think it's funny that you want to sleep with a dead person. RIP-Marty Schottenheimer...have fun up their in the big coaching lounge with Lute.

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  • RandytheHelpfulPineapple
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    Install shag carpeting.

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  • Joe Norris
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    To be honest, I knew it was srs buzinezz when I saw no. 8...

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  • Pro-tits
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    So you didn't get divorced?




    [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=1066.msg12802#msg12802 date=1285033402]
    You seem normal on here despite listing "crush ass" #4. "Crush ass" should be 1 through 4 pussy.

    Second, if you already have not gone over your own list in your mind a million times you're still in love. Get the fuck over it.

    Where are you?

    How long do you pay alimony/maintenance?

    What's your curent living situation?
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  • ICThawk
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    [quote author=Pro-tits link=topic=1066.msg12802#msg12802 date=1285033402]
    You seem normal on here despite listing "crush ass" #4. "Crush ass" should be 1 through 4 pussy.

    Second, if you already have not gone over your own list in your mind a million times you're still in love. Get the fuck over it.

    Where are you?

    How long do you pay alimony/maintenance?

    What's your curent living situation?


    [/quote]

    Dude... it's a funny joke haha list. Way to be "serious guy"

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  • Pro-tits
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    You seem normal on here despite listing "crush ass" #4. "Crush ass" should be 1 through 4 pussy.

    Second, if you already have not gone over your own list in your mind a million times you're still in love. Get the fuck over it.

    Where are you?

    How long do you pay alimony/maintenance?

    What's your curent living situation?

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  • T42YS
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    Convert to Islam and/or Satanic culture, because as we know they're both the same thing :'(

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  • ICThawk
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    Soooo is this my list? Looks pretty easy to pull off.

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  • Milo
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    [quote author=sweaterbydarwin link=topic=1066.msg11432#msg11432 date=1284564824]
    Just remember to pull out on Marty's glasses and scream 'GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM' while ejaculating.
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  • sweaterbydarwin
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    Just remember to pull out on Marty's glasses and scream 'GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM' while ejaculating.

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  • Jayhawkmom
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    Congrats. I'd suggest epic break-up sex, if you haven't already had it. I would NOT, however, suggest Marty Shottenheimer. Not because, well, of anything personal that I know . . . it's rather that, honestly, I don't think he's epic in anyone's book.

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  • JHAWKjason
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    Pull a last minute weekend trip to a sporting event, like KU @ Cal. Why? Because it's three days before Christmas and you don't have to listen to some bitch whine about it.

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  • Milo
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    [quote author=WhiteSuxDirtyBirds link=topic=1066.msg11379#msg11379 date=1284523975]
    You could do what my wife's friend did and fuck Marty Schottenheimer. :popcorn
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    No pics please.

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  • ICThawk
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    [quote author=WhiteSuxDirtyBirds link=topic=1066.msg11379#msg11379 date=1284523975]
    You could do what my wife's friend did and fuck Marty Schottenheimer. :popcorn
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    You made the list!

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  • WhiteSuxDirtyBirds
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    You could do what my wife's friend did and fuck Marty Schottenheimer. :popcorn

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