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    I am officially divorced as of today.... as a legally single man. What should I put on my To Do list for the rest of this year? :popcorn

    Everything that can realisticly be done I will do and relay back to the Oread


    1. Sell my Camera / Trade it for Favors
    2. Tailgate with Joe Norris
    3. Get my own season BBall tickets
    4. Crush lots of ass
    5. Month of Self Destruction
    6. Begin Yoga, to one day S own D
    7. Leave all you losers behind
    8. Sleep with Marty Schottenheimer

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    Sell that SLR Camera. Or try to figure out how to exchange it for something.

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    • #3
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      Well, first off, it goes without saying, hookers and blow

      but the next task should be to get to as many KU fball games as possible....don't know what the custody situation is, but you're always welcome at our tailgate when I'm up there....which will hopefully be all but the NMSU and KSU games

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      • #4
        It is official...

        Get KU basketball season tickets.

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        • #5
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          [quote author=Jayhawker link=topic=1066.msg11214#msg11214 date=1284489880]
          Get KU basketball season tickets.
          [/quote]

          Well my parents are season ticket holders and I get to go to quite a few games... however my own would be nice!

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          • #6
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            Crush all sorts of ass.

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            • #7
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              [quote author=ono link=topic=1066.msg11218#msg11218 date=1284490266]
              Crush all sorts of ass.
              [/quote]

              Well... the drought has been going since January. So you KNOW I am down!

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              • #8
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                I'd tell the ex you'll trade the camera for sexual favors


                then never give it to her

                what's she gonna do, sue?

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                • #9
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                  [quote author=Evolvehawk link=topic=1066.msg11239#msg11239 date=1284492132]
                  I'd tell the ex you'll trade the camera for sexual favors


                  then never give it to her

                  what's she gonna do, sue?
                  [/quote]

                  I'll work on that evolve.... why not lol

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                  • #10
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                    Is she still attractive to you?

                    despite her being latched to your money teet?

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                    • #11
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                      I think you deserve about a month of self destruction as a single man. Go wild. Just clean yourself up, dust yourself off and go about your business afterwards.

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                      • #12
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                        [quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1066.msg11250#msg11250 date=1284493183]
                        I think you deserve about a month of self destruction as a single man. Go wild. Just clean yourself up, dust yourself off and go about your business afterwards.
                        [/quote]

                        This.

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                        • #13
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                          [quote author=Joe Norris link=topic=1066.msg11246#msg11246 date=1284492740]
                          Is she still attractive to you?

                          despite her being latched to your money teet?
                          [/quote]

                          HELL NO.... uhhggg

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                          • #14
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                            [quote author=RandytheHelpfulPineapple link=topic=1066.msg11250#msg11250 date=1284493183]
                            I think you deserve about a month of self destruction as a single man. Go wild. Just clean yourself up, dust yourself off and go about your business afterwards.
                            [/quote]

                            Added to list

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                            • #15
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                              4, 5, 1, 2, 3 :mexican

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